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Salty Alty


Everything is air-droppable at least once.

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This story is a sequel to The Canterlot Tea Party


When Celestia loses her prized marble collection, she will do anything to get it back.

Anything.








Special thanks to Duskhoof for editing and proofreading!

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Comments ( 23 )

"Nope! It was Chryssybitch! So we're going to go find her," she took her hoof out of her students mouth, "retrieve my marbles, and kick her shit in before she can wrap us up in her freaky fun tentacles!"

my reaction :twilightoops::duck::rainbowlaugh:

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Glad to hear I got a chuckle out of you!

Loved this, it was like an MLP take on 'Rick and Morty' and I would read the shit out of more of this.

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Just you wait for the next installment in the "Batshit Celestia" series!

man I need to know what you're taking for creativity.

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Caffeine, music, and Pinkie Pie's special recipe!

So we got stoners, a drunk, a princess that has lost her marbles both figuratively and litterally, and a vengeful changeling queen... now this is my type of story
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Oh, ive tried pinkie's special recipie before... let's just say there is a reason im not allowed anywhere near the dragon lands anymore

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Just you wait for the next one!

Now that was a stupid story!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Giving it a thumbs up just because it's so stupid.:pinkiecrazy:

That stoner scene... all I heard in my head was both Thorax and Pharynx speaking w/ DWK's voice!

I don't know how to feel.....

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Glad I could give you your daily allowance of stupid pone shenanigans!


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Now that's hilarious.

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Shhhh. Embrace the marbles.

10/the ten. Would definitely recommend to anyone XD
Seriously this has just the right consistency of trash/gold humor to keep me grinning whilst scrolling eagerly.

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The stoner scene... ah the memories! Good times!!

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That's exactly what I was aiming for!

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Good times indeed.

DWK... Is that you you magnificent bastard?

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Don't you worry, you'll be seeing more of this soon!

This was amazingly funny

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I've got another one of its kind coming out soon!

I have no idea what to say about this.

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Shhh, no words need to be said. I may or may not have been on drugs when I wrote it.

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