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One fateful morning, Princess Luna finds Celestia has turned into a megalomaniacal tyrant with one clear goal in mind: to be sent to the moon. She even has her bags packed and everything.

So what about this seems off?

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

Featured on Equestria Daily 11/03/15!

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I have a bad feeling about this.

Let's be Evil Day!

This was amusing, highly amusing. And I bet Twilight forgets she sent them there when she starts reading some book or another. She will look up and a few decades will have passed and Equestria is a Republic.

“I’m afraid there is no Celestia left to be found here. There is only… Sunny Skies!

Luna: ....Seriously? this is the most evil name that you can think of?

So Twilight is the only Princess left now? Well, Equestria is in trouble.

Hilarious fic, those two need better vacation plans. Can't blame Celestia too much considering how the Nightmare Moon thing has overall improved Luna's reputation, she was just trying to skip the thousand year prison term.

Oh Cadence, how could you have thought that was a great idea?

You have a mouth! talk to shining instead of going faux evil.

Twilight and Shining: Just as planned.

And those that do? They’ll welcome me back with open legs.

I'm sorry, I know what ya mean, but I can't read this with any sort of clean mind.

really celestia really of all the thing to name you evil alter ego you choose sunny skies :facehoof: :flutterrage: come on!!! choose something imtimidating like solar flare, heat wave,or dark star.:facehoof: its like she doesn't even try anymore.

This was silly and I loved it!:derpytongue2:

yes Equestria is bucked because twilight is the only princess" this is the worst possible thing"
:flutterrage: WRONG!!!
Pinkie ascends to alicorn hood and can now do magic and fly god help us!!!!!!!!!!!!! :raritycry::twilightoops: :fluttercry::ajsleepy::rainbowderp: and outside the ten quintillion megastarswirled proof shield is :pinkiecrazy:alicorn edition

mega starswirled = roughly a mega ton of TNT in terms of energy

ABSOLUTELY made my night

I snertlted

They’ll welcome me back with open legs

This is why we use the term forearms for equines. Open legs has very different connotations, Celestia.

To be fair they’d probably do both.

OMG! This is awesome. I laughed my head off. Too funny.

6521602 Open hooves also kinda work if not perfectly.

6520524 Celestia: Hey you came up with Nightmare Moon when you were drunk and made love to your Tantabus.

Why don't we just call them forelegs? The front legs of a four-footed animal, which technically ponies are seeing as they stand on four legs instead of two. They just use those forelegs for arms some of the time, not all of the time, hence, forelegs.

6522197 Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

6520965 I know what I did... :trollestia:

6521598 I hope it didn't hurt.

6521366 Glad to hear! :yay:

6521009 Silly things are the best things. :applejackconfused:

6520663 Yes. Now no one can stand in their way when they wed each other! :pinkiesick:

6520524 Celestia's not great at the whole evil thing. Maybe... mildly annoying, at best. :facehoof:

6520501 And then she realizes no one bothered to feed them in all that time. :rainbowderp:

6524418 Oh that's cruel. Immortal and Unfed.

:trollestia: Starving....I ate Luna...Moonpies are no replacement for cake...

What...? What did I...? Never mind, I won't ask.

Silly. incredibly silly. and i loved the whole thing. upvote!

Yet another great Luna and Celetsia fic. I'm going to have to create my own folder for these two.

Cadence, remind me whenever we get out of here to get Sweet Berries down from the moon

I died.

This whole thing had be rolling.

6525134 well, you'd better get the lemons ready, 'cause its time for some house burning!

:facehoof: Now I have to rule. When do I get my turn to go evil?


I have a soulution to your problem twilight


6526464 Thank you! :pinkiehappy: Happy to hear!

6525211 Thank you! :twilightsmile:

6525134 Did you just try to understand this story? :derpyderp2: That was very silly of you. :rainbowwild:

lol . I think this is the funniest story ever. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:/:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: 10/10 rainbow dash laughing

I am definitely the fan of good rulers pretending to be evil for a vacation.

“Try the Princess of Rough and Questionably Consensual Love.”

Well, that made me laugh, quite a bit.

All the lolz!

Well, this was a brilliant mess!
...why would I almost believe Celestia would totally do that? :trollestia:
Luna and Cadence though? :facehoof:
Oh well, at least it was funny.

What would happen if a villain acted good just he or she could have a vacation from there henchmen?

6526628 Same here!

Funny as Tartarus. One of these days I need to write a Celestia flips a table and quits her job story.

6520965 You ruined my clean thoughts of this story... :ajbemused:

The best part of this fic was the mental imagery of an angry Twilight yelling at Celestia and Luna to get off her lawn like a grumpy old man while they tracked paint all over it :rainbowlaugh:

Celestia rolled her eyes. “I’d show you the latest Princess poll, but the rankings make me mad enough as is.”

And then they can be miserable togtether, because according to Sassy Saddles it's Twilight who is dominating all the princess polls. Soo ... in a thousand years it would be whomever is Twilight's student at the time. No dice, Celestia :rainbowlaugh:

I like your evil Celestia cover art. :twilightsmile:

6527084 I know of one like that but I think its a second person style or an anon style story.

Cadence smiled. “Try the Princess of Rough and Questionably Consensual Love.”

So Nightmare Struggle-Snuggle?

This looks like a death metal obsessed teenage Celestia in the cover art.
Anyone else think the same?

6527198 Shush, this is not the time, my friend.

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