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Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 254 )

Oh, silly, nilly Twilight. Haven't you ever heard of writing?

On the other hoof, I can see a young teen with dyed hair reading the text on my computer from where I'm sitting. For some reason she also has purple skin. Meh.

Snow #2 · Oct 9th, 2015 · · ·

.... I... This... OK. So I didn't know what to expect but I empathize to a degree i suppose. The obvious solution is to introduce Twilight to the concept of 'fan fiction' and then have her propagate the idea. There's no POSSIBLE way that will go wrong at all!

:rainbowlaugh: This was excellent! This is a story that has been waiting to be written and you, good sir, have delivered! Well done with psycho-Twi! Have a moustache and a cookie.:moustache: *hands cookie*

6509611 ... Um... Never mind. You'll figure it out... I hope...:twilightoops:
6509613 Really?:ajbemused: Are you absolutely sure? This is psycho-Twi. This is the pony who made a whole town rabid for a stuffed toy because she didn't have anything new to write about to Celestia. That's what we're dealing with here.:pinkiecrazy:

Twilight really needs to find another hobby...

You know those wings you just got Twilight? Probably should get more practice in. Just a suggestion.

That sounds like a nice idea to go with.

Oh I want more! XD Please tell how she is in the EG universe!

I remember when I was homeschooled a couple years back, and because I had nothing else to do, I read the entire comic book section of my local library. Yeah, imagine me as Twilight and the books as every comic strip book in my town.

I want a sequel with her in the alternate universe! :rainbowlaugh:

Actually some pretty good plots and characters in them

Right. Plots. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, now that Twilight has realized the potential of the Multiverse, I guess she won't be bored anymore! I hope she knows what she's doing, the multiverse is a very dangerous place, and it's easy to get lost.

Sometimes I feel as if I don't have any more Fimfiction to read. 800 stories... :twilightoops:

Oh my... xD I can relate, frightening as that may be. And the poor human world... they don't know what is about to go down.
Also, "the living incarnation of the conjunction between our nouns" sounds like an awesome boss subtitle, actually.

6510058 "Living Incarnation of The Conjunction Between Our Nouns - TWILIGHT PSYCHO"

What about the books in the old castle? Did she recover them all?


Book tracking spells don't lie, friend. :twilightsmile:

Twi can always read fanfics! :twilightsmile:

*Alondro introduces Twi to Fimfiction* :twilightoops:

*She commits suicide 3 hours later* Oh... forgot to unclick the mature setting... :facehoof:


If you write your own stories, it's even worse than stories that you've already read. Trust me, I know. I'm writing one right now, and while it satisfies the writer in me, it doesn't satisfy the reader, which is why I have 8 pages of books that I'm tracking, and 31 pages of books to read later. :rainbowlaugh:

I might make a reference to this sort of scenario in my own fic. Inspiration Manifestation :D

This sort of reaction from Twilight was giving me ideas that, if offered books she hadn't read she would do anything for them. Anything.

Twilight has problems.

I assume she has ascended to books beyond books?
She better go super book than.
Okay, okay, just calm down twilight! I meant when he just did simple yelling when transforming into super saiyan, not shouting his lungs out!

She would probably be stripped of her title for that.
Monarchy isn't communism, dude.

Now I'm picturing her joining up with The Doctor demanding he drop her off at every universe so she can read everything in each one before moving on to the next.

Faved! :pinkiehappy:

Do you want a horse Brainiac? Because this is how we get horse Brainiacs.

Ha ha, I love this fic, its awesome! Instant fav. Very smart behavior on the Mane Six's behavior- leave her in a world without magic, at least that will limit the damage somewhat for now. I fear for when Twilight figures out how to use the Internet, although that will keep her busy for at least... a week. Great standalone, although I almost wish to see Sunset dealing with Twilight (worse if its post FG with multiple Twilights).

Twilight makes her way to an alternate dimension full of books she's never seen and no interruptions, then this happens. -- http://tinyurl.com/The-last-mare-in-Equestria :facehoof::twilightangry2:

Is that a Don McLean reference I spy? Oh this is going to be good.

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
How reading used to make me smile
And I knew if I had one more book
I would make the ponies look
And they'd learn something for a while

Did you write the book above
And have faith in tomes of love
If Celestia tells you so
Now do you believe in Daring Do
And can reading save your mortal soul?
And can books teach me to dance real slow?
Well I know the decimal system's sin
'Cause that book isn't in that bin
You can't take off your shoes
It says so below your library dues
Twilight was a lonely mare of study
With a dragon boy and purple buddy
Well, she was reading and out of luck
Because she simply forgot to duck!
The day that reading died
She started singing

Bye, bye, Pinkamenia Pie
Read the pages
Of great Sages
Of years gone bye
The other crabbies are reading Gabby
Singin' this'll be the day that I'll cry
This'll be the day that I cry.

Pinkie leaned next to Applejack. “This is starting to get weird, even for me.”


...Is that title a reference to The Day The Country Died?

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music made me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
then I could make these ponies dance. And maybe they'd
be happy, for a while.
But Febumarey made me shiver.
With every paper I'd deliver. Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried,
when I read about his widowed bride.
But something touched me deep inside, the day, the music died.
:twilightsmile: (edited to ensure no copt=right issues, technically speaking, I think, copyrighted shit is shit.

Oh yes! Because quality books would be made then!

*Reads title*

Try the Austraeoh series, Twilight! It never... EVER ends! *Eyetwitch*

Nobody shoot me for this but, Twilight might wanna read fan fiction. she will never truly run out of things to read that way.

can i shoot you whit beacon? for that good idear

Not going to read this because while the premise sounds funny in theory, unless everyone is forbidden from writing to stop new work from being produced the joke falls flat. Unless this is set in some post-apocalyptic setting with only Twilight and a pile of books left.


Okay, gave it a quick read. 2,500 whole books in a library? I'll stand by my original statement aside from not reading it. The population of the entire world must be numbered in the thousands, with the number of currently writing authors countable with one hand. Meh.

"Pardon me, I have nothing to say!"
- George Carlin

Man, there must not be many authors at all in Equestria if one pony can read everything that has ever been written in under 30 years. I bet the only reason A.K. Yearling is famous is because she's literally the only living fiction writer at the moment.

6510341 That's all? I've got hundreds of stories I'm reading. Just take a look at my bookshelves.

6511424 It doesn't have to be quality, remember, she read a coloring book.

Yes, but I have two other accounts on this site that I log into frequently. That means my actual total is 1,699 stories. Okay. Fine. You win. About the second story in The Wizard and the Lonely Princess series, are you as upset as I am that it has yet to update again?

Awesome story! I enjoyed it a lot!

6512033 *squee* :pinkiehappy: I heart dis.

a pleasant read, I think it could use a sequel though.

better after a second reading

(note... before reading)

Can't she just... you know re-read everything? :applejackunsure:


You know those wings you just got Twilight? Probably should get more practice in. Just a suggestion.

But she has already read all the flight manuals, stunt techniques, and autobiographies of Equestria's greatest fliers...


Well she is princess...she could just order a bunch of authors to write under penalty of death.

That reminds me of something...



Beat me to it. I was humming the exact same thing myself as I was reading.

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