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Super smug spectacular star student: Sunset Shimmer.

March Writing Count

My resolution is to write 30,000 words a month! An undertaking for sure! You can keep track of my progress here!

The Praetorian Guard

  • T The Keepers of Discord

    Being a statue can drive you mad, yes?  · Hoopy McGee
    11,445 words · 40,244 views  ·  5,333  ·  78
  • T Hard Reset

    Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.  · Eakin
    37,399 words · 68,111 views  ·  6,679  ·  106
  • E Arachnophobia

    It was here, in my room. Somewhere, skittering along on its eight spindly legs.  · Dennis the Menace
    5,564 words · 16,255 views  ·  2,009  ·  27
  • E My Choices: Twisted Tales Through Time

    Twilight goes back in time to prevent Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon.  · koolerkid
    59,659 words · 14,716 views  ·  1,131  ·  13
  • E The Diary Of An Evil Pony

    Dear Diary. I have selected my new name for this job: "Fleur De Lis." The target's name is Fancy Pants, and he's rich, well-known, and single. This is going to be a breeze.  · TheBrianJ
    8,312 words · 10,904 views  ·  1,129  ·  13
  • E The Amazing Adventures of Captain Invincible!

    Twilight Sparkle discovers Spike's secret hobby: writing stories about the amazing Captain Invincible, and the characters bear a striking resemblance to ponies she knows.  · shallow15
    30,149 words · 5,469 views  ·  504  ·  4

The SS Archives

  • T The Witch of the Everfree

    My name is Sunset Shimmer. I am the strongest unicorn in all of Equestria, and my life is over. I'm in hiding and on the run, and I have no idea where to start putting things back together.  · MagnetBolt
    56,028 words · 9,513 views  ·  1,024  ·  12
  • E Reformation Buddies

    Can former villains learn from one another without driving each other and everyone else insane? Discord seems to think so. Sunset Shimmer, however, has her doubts. And the Sirens aren't helping matters, either.  · Metool Bard
    45,101 words · 9,939 views  ·  984  ·  16
  • E Atonement

    Thirty moons later - Sunset Shimmer goes through the portal, expecting to be punished for her crimes. On the other side, Celestia is already waiting.  · Glimmerglaze
    7,324 words · 11,783 views  ·  974  ·  16
  • T Sunspawned

    Sunburst has an absolutely brilliant idea.  · Masterweaver
    4,583 words · 6,501 views  ·  956  ·  18
  • T Seven Girls, Nine Hundred Forty Three Miles, and One Minivan.

    Sunset and the gang must go on a road trip in order to save the world! There are worse ways to spend your spring break.  · Tumbleweed
    22,713 words · 4,380 views  ·  550  ·  9
  • E Out Of Space

    Running low on pages to talk across the dimensional rift, Twilight reads what might be Sunset’s final message to her. However much to Twilight’s surprise, there’s also another message to a different pony.  · Justice3442
    5,754 words · 5,459 views  ·  723  ·  15

Music of the Week

The World End

Changes every Sunday!

The Schedule

Well, once upon a time, I had an order of which I would write my stories. That went out the window. So here's just how far along I am with them. I've now decided to add the word count as well.

Spectacular Seven Finale I: 100%

Finale II: 100%

Finale III: 100%

Across the Shimmering Sea Chapter VII: 0%

Childish Killer Chapter 1: 100% (4,781)

Chapter 2: 100% (4,744)

Chapter 3: 43% (1,558)

Double Sun Daze Chapter 9: 0%

Sunset of Time Completed.

Long Road to Friendship Completed.

Firebird Dahlia Completed.

Sunlight Complete

The Inner Machinations of my Mind

  • Spectacular Seven As graduation draws near, magic begins to awaken in the human world, drawing out old rivals and opening the doors to new adventures. It's up to Sunset and her friends to keep Canterlot safe, all while dealing with their looming futures. by The Albinocorn 106,102 words · 5,477 views · 603 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Long Road to Friendship As punishment for her crimes, the Elements have cursed Sunset Shimmer to do favors for anyone who asks. Lucky her. And then there's that other Twilight Sparkle she keeps running into... by The Albinocorn 220,895 words · 27,573 views · 2,546 likes · 66 dislikes
  • Sunset of Time Sunset Shimmer: Princess Twilight Sparkle's most faithful student. After bearing witness to the End of the World, she travels back in time to destroy the Dark Regalia and save her future. But a ghost from the past has other plans... by The Albinocorn 233,086 words · 23,908 views · 1,013 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Firebird Dahlia Sunset goes home to Equestria to reconcile with her family. But ten years is a large bridge to gap, especially between sisters. by The Albinocorn 49,177 words · 5,603 views · 728 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Across the Shimmering Sea Twilight Sparkle is kidnapped by Sunset Shimmer and her pirate crew to hunt down a legendary treasure. A high-seas adventure awaits! by The Albinocorn 21,557 words · 2,947 views · 345 likes · 12 dislikes

Can You Guess Who Best Pony is?

Here Comes the Sunlight


Why do we always come here?

I guess we'll never know.

It's like a kind of torture.

To have to watch the show.

When I first found pony during the hiatus between season 2 and 3, I craved more, needed more. I feared that I had just stumbled upon something that was already over. Then, season 3 was announced and I was over the moon! Same thing with season 4. A little less with season 5, but I was going to BABScon the same weekend it premiered, so my hype levels rose again. Season 6 was announced and I thought, 'hey cool, we're not done quite yet.' And here we are, season 7 with an eighth to follow sometime next year.

I won't lie, my enthusiasm for the actual show has dimmed with each passing year. That's not to say it's bad. There are good episodes, bad episodes, and everything in between. I just don't feel the excited enthusiasm that made it hard to sleep Friday nights. But, until they do something that really sours the show (like make Starlight an alicorn) I'll keep watching and keep follow-upping! And hey, I'm always on the lookout for new story ideas.

So, enough of dour thoughts; I just wanted to state where I stood. I'm still super excited for the movie. That's gonna be a long follow-up. But, one thing at a time! Season 7 begins not with a bang, but with...

Celestia! The most Celestia we've ever gotten! Best princess! Oh yeah, and Twilight and wanna be Twilight are there too. Get it below the break.

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#625 · 20h, 23m ago · · ·

I feel bad for putting off catching up with Spectacular Seven for so long. But I finally got free time and enough willpower to exert to do it anyway!

#624 · 2d, 22h ago · · ·


I try.  But really, I should read more of yours, too!

#623 · 3d, 4h ago · · ·

>>2431602 Are you trying to hype me up to read your story? Because if so, it's working.

#622 · 3d, 5h ago · · ·


I haven't read the fic, but have seen those comments.  I think Suri is the "Moondancer" in my story in that she isn't the villain, but anytime I try to make her maybe not 100% bad, I still get those comments.  Used to annoy me in the beginning, but not as much now.

I'm not telling you who the main villain of the series is, though.  Everyone's always so surprised for that twist, and I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of it.  (Some people on the Internet say seeing the Frozen villain twist the first time without being spoiled is a rite of passage.  While that's a bit dramatic, and not exactly the best example...I feel like my series is like that.  Except, fortunately, it hasn't entered FiMFiction pop culture to the point where people aren't surprised by the twist at all, a la Darth Vader or newer MLP watchers with Chrysalis.)

#621 · 3d, 14h ago · · ·


Thankfully, I nipped that habit in the bud before it got worse.  It was just too draining on me.

#620 · 3d, 14h ago · · ·

>>2431054 It's funny how many parallels our stories have. Moondancer isn't even the villain of this volume and everybody hates her! Some more than the Sirens, the actual villains. It's fun.

And geez, 7,0000 words in one go. I applaud you for not going mad.

#619 · 3d, 14h ago · · ·


That's great!  Glad it's going well for you.  I just have very distinct memories of me not spacing out my time and trying to write like 7000 words in one sitting.  (And only making time to eat apples and small snacks like that.)

And I get a lot of the same "depressing" remarks for Act II of If You Give a Little Love, which was surprisingly my favorite act to write.  But IYGALL's villain is someone everyone has a lot of fun hating, so I still like seeing people react to Act II and the stuff the baddie gets up to.

A fun selection of Act II comments:

*has an increasing desire to start swearing*

Well...this is going to end well for....nobody.

And, before I shortened and rereleased a lot of the parts (which meant losing a lot of the comments), some guy even said he found a villain worse than Checker Monarch.  Granted, I've never read that fic, but I know enough about it to know that's a pretty big feat.

#618 · 3d, 15h ago · · ·

>>2431040 I've tried to plan everything out in advance so I have a general idea of what I'm going to be writing. Surprisingly though, I'm flying through these last three chapters for the volume. I wrote 4,000 words last night! If I didn't care about editing, I could release them this weekend. But, I'm being smart about this and trying to take my time. Plus, a lot of readers have told me this arc has been pretty depressing, so I'm making sure the finale has some comedy in it to make slogging through the rest worth it.

#617 · 3d, 15h ago · · ·


I've been there with If You Give a Little Love's "Madmare in the Attic" arc.  It was about the same length as yours is probably going to be, but...it was really difficult to get through.  I still think it's some of my best work, but I worked for hours on end that week just to make sure everything was perfect.  I hope you managed your time a bit better and aren't doing it at the last minute.

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