This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia's Newest Arch Enemy
After successfully defeating both Princess Celestia and Luna on his first day as super villain, the colt known as Bad Dude sets his sights on much larger projects. Namely, the creation of Equestria's first ever super villain group known as The Coalition of United Terrible Evils. Or C.U.T.E. for short.
But were villains ever truly meant to play nice with one another?
Artwork by Shadow Bolt.
More Bad Dude art by TurnWrongattheFork. HERE!
Chapters (30)
Bad Dude/Chrysalis OTP
What if Celestia is manipulating Bad Dude into teaching the Magic of Friendship to the villains?
The Coalition of United Terrible Evils, or C.U.T.E... One of the great evil acronyms, to go with Every Villain Is Lemons, or E.V.I.L, and of course the most evil acronymed organisation of them all, Females Advocating Nominated Gay Intimate Relations and Loud Sex, or F.A.N.G.I.R.L.S.
Ohhhh boy...
*sees sequel*
*hits thumbs up*
HNNNNNNGG!!!
Story did not dissapoint.
How the world did not implode at that very moment shall be a mystery that will haunt my mind for eternity.
Whelp... This is getting featured!
6807572 Where the hell does F.A.N.G.I.R.L.S. come from?
Can you spell "Instant Fav"?
I will wish for this to blossom and bring you grand tidings. i hope this doesn't dilute the bad dude-verse.
6807557 That would be something she would do...
The cute has been doubled!
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I love this...
For Sombra info we subject this video as a possible lore source if thou need it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cC6OArIPsc]
We found it informing and redoing one of our tales because of it.
Well this is So much better then some of the other Evil organizations.
League Of Villainous Evildoers United For Fearsome Investments in Naughtiness.
Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem
Powerful Loyal Order of Princes.
The Fiendish Organization for World Larceny.
And the worst of the worst, The League of Super Evil.
Was I the only one who thought of E.V.I.L.: Every Villain Is Lemons
Changelings hate 'Shadow Ponies' Which Sombra is one, also did anyone know that under the Crystal Empire is a crystalized Shadow Pony Army waiting to be freed? Also those two Hugs Chrysalis had gotten alone might have gave her enough love to be how she was at the Wedding episode. Another reason why she would join this villainous club would be to keep her eyes on Sombra and him at leg distance perhaps? It is likely not having been spread that He has killed a Alicorn Princess (who may or may not be Cadence's Mother) before, the same one who could share himself with the young colt giving pointers. (also a pointer on why he didn't have friends since his foalhood friend abandoned him to tell Equestria what he did.)
Which could be sad as that one might have been the closest one he may have considered a 'special somepony', also his Mother's still in a red gem out in the crystal Tundra with him likely being the only active Shadow Pony.
All right. Glad so see that this is a story. This should be good. Well not good EVIL.
6807557 nuuuuuuuuuuuu the forshadowing
6807593 Fangirls is a real thing
If cute could kill, everyone in Equestria would be dead by now.
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It's a powerful organisation, funded mostly by its concerns in the shipping industry (drumroll and cue tumbleweed).
In reality, I read the name in a Discworld fan fic which was commenting on the hilarity of how certain females have in the past sent letters to the author Sir Terry Pratchett saying how they would love to have Vetinari's (a major character) babies, or how they would love certain male characters to tie other ones to beds.
Yay! Happy fun times with an arthropod and a child!
6808122 What are you even talking about? Is that something from the comics? Most people haven't read those...
6808752 There is a semi short video on youtube that offers a brief background on 'King Sombra', we had posted a link to it earlier we believe. But supposedly these 'Shadow Ponies' that Sombra is descended from are trapped crystalized under the Crystal Empire, his mother's blood red crystal is somewhere out in the crystal Tundra. if thou recall how he was seen in the show thou could see him in his shadow form and unicorn form for a more tangible state. Which also explains why he has no 'Cutie Mark', since he is well a sub species of ponies that don't due to being shadow.
Also yes the only villain that we know of who HAD killed an Alicorn Princess in the same Crystal Empire that same moment he stole the Crystal Heart.
Oh God, you actually went and did it. Oh, that was wonderful.
This actually explains so much.
I deeply sympathize.
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I think you missed out part of the 1st name, I think you find its the League Of Villainous Evildoers Mainly United For Fearsome Investments in Naughtiness. If I'm wrong then do forgive me.
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Actually I got it all wrong.
It's The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness.
(Holy Celestia, that's still a mouth full.)
Next time I'm going to the source and not the so called web site of collected knowledge.
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Not Maliciously?
6807883 What about Every Villain is Lemons?
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I thought they were called Every Villian is Lemons.
Their so bad even their spelling sucks.
And so it shall be/is/was that the great leader of C.U.T.E. was leading the charge of every villain known in the land against the forces of Harmony! Galloping with a war song bursting from his little mouth, Bad Dude was just about to buck Flash Sentry in the face when-
"Sweet Glaze! No kicking the Princess Twilight's crush in the muzzle!" Bad Dude grumbled as his mother chastised his totally awesome strategy. Thus did the mighty and totally rebellious Bad Dude kicked Flash in the leg. The once-mighty-and-totally-not-kinda-sorta-really-awesome-autographplease? guard dramatically reared back, flapped wings a few times, then fell down on his back before quickly plucking a flower nearby and grasping it to his heart while making a 'Bleh' sound. Naturally this resulted in Princess Twilight teleporting by her guard's side, and reaching out to the heavens in lamentations.
Pinkie held a score card of 9/10 for melodrama.
6809437 Right you are.
6807572 Yes! Bring in the yaoi!
~Leonzilla
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Told ya, this is a great story idea!
Calculating Chance of Sucsess...20%.
Given it's you, I am going to predict Bad Dude dying in some horrible but darkly funny way
Good luck on the road to villainy Bad Dude!
Evil is afoot!
And it's... rather tame.
I somehow see Bad Dude warping the villains to petty evils like staying up past bed time, sneaking snacks before dinner, and...
<_<
>_>
Laughing maniacally.
Remind me of this
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Chrysalis new weapon will be cuteness!
Dang I didn't know you gonna continue it! Awesome news :D
Woo hoo! Chronicles of bad dude returns! Can't wait!
I saw the alteration date on the original and wondered...now I know.
What are the odds that Bad Dude finds a way to feed the Changelings for months with his hugs and cuddles alone? Also: The odds for Sombra to have a cuteness overload just by seeing Bad Dude?
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The princess in the comic has no wings, so she's not an alicorn.
And so it begins. The great Cute Storm of our time!
This is what I think of every time I see the name of our villain.
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That just blew my mind!