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Death Pony


When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

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It was another quiet day in Ponyville when that peace was shattered by the arrival of a new foe.

What does this new enemy want, and to what depths will it stoop to to gain victory over the so-called Elements of Harmony?

And why is no one taking him seriously?




Wow, Featured on February 2nd 2016! Thanks!

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Comments ( 194 )

This was good and you should feel good.

10/10. 10/10 100/100 BEST FIC. BESTFIC!

6892140
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :moustache:

:pinkiegasp:THE BEST ONE SHOT STORY i have ever read so far :rainbowkiss: :twilightblush:

6892341
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

6891492 you mean something like this
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because I agree

6892701
Thanks for the complement pard. Glad ya enjoyed it! :ajsmug:

6893162
Glad you enjoyed it!

When I saw the description, I was expecting Kylo Ren

Good story, but you STOLE MY STORY NAME!

6893411
Glad you like it but any stolen names are Discord’s fault! :pinkiegasp:

6893725 DISCOOOOOOOORD!

That quite rocked most epically. I am quite impressed.

6893824
Glad you think so! But alas, this is not the greatest story in the world, this is just a tribute.
*cue Tenacious D solo* :twilightsheepish:

Like Twilight, I can't even.

6895032
It's my personal belief that most bronies would be too busy fighting the 'cuddle reflex' to engage in horrendous activities against ponies.

At least, I hope that's the case... :pinkiesad2:

6895099 I'd probably to busy crying myself into a coma, having an existential crisis, that sort of thing.

6895188
I see. I'm probably just numb to the idea from all the psychedelic drugs and unwarranted brain surgeries.

6895099 there's a story "oops, I'm equine again" sunset shimmer is turned into her pony form, VP Luna can't resist the adorableness, and neither can Fluttershy. :yay:

6896614
Exactly! OP Pony powerz! :trollestia:

6895099
It's like Undertale. The brony came in intending Genocide, but swooned over Toriel (Twilight) and went full Pacifist, stupefying Flowey (Discord).

This is silly.

I love it :pinkiehappy:

Is it wrong to want more?

Now all you have to do is save nigtmare moon and destroy celestia's cakes. Also dont forget to hug luna.

6898333
But destroying Celestia's cakes would make her sad! :pinkiesad2:

6898317
I'm glad to hear it! And no, it's natural to want more EVIL!

Watch as I evilly shower you with some of your greatest dreams!


...EVIL!

Comment posted by fluffyunicorns deleted Feb 3rd, 2016

Without conflict, there is no exciting stories for people to watch.

MLP is cancelled and Equestria ceases to exist.

Thus, the Ultimate Evil.

Perfection.

He has the voice of Jack Black in my head, if that helps.

That...actually fits quite well with this character.

In his mind the seemingly oblivious villian chuckled lowly and dark. With the elements love he need never fear them turning on him.

In time he would be 'reformed' and 'trusted'. A friend for all to behold.

As such a powerful and beautiful alicorn and with the support of the population he would draw more and more power to himself.

He had already won.

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I just wonder what happen to Gary...
My mind is thinking again.
I bet the title will call "Gary the screamer" I just want to watch the final bonus.

And well... Look dat Views And Ratings. Not a single Dislike in 2 day.
10/10!
Edit: Are you fucking kidding me!?

I was half expecting a complete tone shift at the end, where he actually DOES start to do villainous things and the Mane 6 don't care to stop him because he gave those gifts/distracted them. Foiled again...

I feel like it might have been his plan the whole time to help them out. Maybe.

It's possible.

I mean, maybe he super secretly liked the ponies instead of wanted them dead.

But of course that couldn't happen, he's the Ultimate Evil, right? Right? Anyone?

6898692
Congratulations, you just made one appear.
(and no, it wasn't me)

6898712
Hey, what are you? Some kind of spy! :rainbowdetermined2:

6898692
No one is more surprised than I was that it went for so long with no dislikes.
Alas! Alack!

When you really think about it, Ultimate Evil might have just inadvertently caused the downfall of the Mane six as friends.

Rarity will become absorbed in her fashion work, AJ will become too preoccupied with the farm over producing and expanding even with help from the timberwolves (Not to mention the Apple Farm might just crash all other food markets due to supply and cost to produce...), Pinkie will probably spend forever with her Cookbook, Twilight will likely become a dissolved, antisocial shut-in with an infinite amount of studying at her beck and call, Rainbow Dash will become too involved in being a Captain, Flutters will have to deal with a massive flux of new animal populations due to increased survival rates and lowered death rates, and Spike might actually become a large dragon that everyone fears. Also, they might tear each other apart to get some of that Gary-stu Alicorn. Basically, they more than likely would fall apart from decreased interaction with each other.

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*Death Pony wrings his hands...menacingly*

Man, this guy is worse at being villainous than Bad Dude. And that's saying something.

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