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This story is a sequel to A Twilight Sparkle Story

The story of Twilight Sparkle and her harrowing journey to Fluttershy's cottage, as narrated by the extraordinarily clever and handsome Discord.

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No regrets. Not ever.

Oh yes. Discord is indeed quite clever and handsome.

But you are as well, Obs. #complementsfired

devas #3 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · 1 ·


A random commenter complimented Obselescence on his being a genius.

Avox #4 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · 1 ·

Well. I think we need one more 'A Twilight Sparkle Story' just for good measure.

Well, this was a fascinating exercise. Of course a story narrated by Discord would defy such arbitrary and stifling conventions as a narrative being confined to but one story, time, continuity, or URL.

Excellent use of the medium and of banana peels, Obs. Thank you for it.

I envy those bunny rabbits . . .

This is too clever for me, I'm afraid.

this is hilarious. I think I speak for all of us when I say thank you for this gem


I could not help but read the story (an all it's supplimentary stories) all th way through in John DeLancie's voice, which is always a sign of good writing, I feel.

Goddammit, Obs.

...this movie came to mind the moment you pulled this off, Obs. :pinkiehappy:

This is an abstract story describing the allusion of Life, right?


It's whatever your heart desires it to be.

And also a story about Twilight.



I prefer the alternate ending :twilightoops:

Once a pink pony princess did sate: "Blah, blah, blah, Discord is a genius, blah, blah, blah, Albatross! Now for something completely different."

Some things were also said about this story, but they have been said before and are thus not worth repeating.


Or a failure on your part!

For I was reading it in Morgan Freeman's voice! Like all documentaries!

5 steps to laziness

I kind of want to hear more of that one as well.

Now all we need to do is kidnap John DeLancie and force him to do an audio version of this.

Obs, whenever you write Discord, you consistently write him completely and excellent in-character, whether you're taking on his darker side, his introspective one or his characteristic hilarity. There are maybe one or two other authors I can think of that can do Discord nearly this well, but I think you're the clear winner. Never stop doing your Discord stories. I cannot get enough of them.

"Excellent twist!" Remetheus read aloud and admired the concise comment of a fellow named Remetheus who had read aloud and admired the concise comment of a fellow named Remetheus who. . . .

i re-read it in his voice. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!!

Oh good dear *insert sacred thing here*! :rainbowlaugh:

If I hadn't given all of my yes to that guy over there, it'd be yours, man. I'll send my next shipment your way. :raritywink:

But yeah. Love Discord, love shenanigans, love how this was written out, all of it. 1,000,000\10, 500 Stars, octuple word score, you win. :pinkiehappy:

:pinkiecrazy: !done Well .different certainly was that Well

Yay! I am a bunny rabbit! :yay:

It is like a mad mashup of Never Ending Story and Duck Amuck. :derpyderp2:

Did you just finish playing the The Stanley Parable?


Funnily enough, I've yet to actually play that game. I really want to though. I'll get around to it someday.

Well if you ever do get around to it, the game does have my -However meaningless to you- recommendation.


So, hypothetically speaking, this could be the role a roll of cinnamon rolls plays in rolling the roll of a Rolls-Royce's roll?

Discord, you magnificent bastard! I read your story!

Discord should narrate the lives of some other ponies, too. Maybe Celestia and Luna? Trixie? Flim and Flam?

The very first line... I had to stop because of that. Bravo, not a lot of stories can do that to me. You deserve a thumb up, a follow, and a fave.
EDIT: It appears I'm following you already...

Discord is a total dick, well done you nailed his character.:twilightsmile:

At first I thought it was going to be Discord floating next to Twilight while whispering the story in her ear or something, occasionally poking her or dodging magic blasts and flailing hooves. And I chuckled a bit.

Then I read the rest, and I chuckled a whole lot harder. Ten outta ten I love it when you write Discord.

You had fun writing this, didn't you? :trollestia:

Oh, Twilight dear. You make it so easy for those whose paws and claws cannot resist pressing all your jolly, candy-like buttons!


It's like you don't even bother trying to make a good one.

It just happens.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Fluttershy is going to hear about this one. When she does, she's going to be so disappointed in you, she'll... do... whatever she normally does when she's disappointed in you.

I just had to bring this up.

But the question remains: do you regret not regretting something deserving of no regret?

Now I can't get Discord's voice out of my head... :pinkiecrazy:

I love this and I love you! Forever! :twilightblush:

Effortless brilliance.

Seriously, this was a good story and wonderfully narrated. :twilightangry2: :twilightsmile:


Man, was it that obvious? :V


I choose to take this as a compliment.


No regrets. Not ever.

Best opening line on the site.


It is.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Not sure what he's getting at with the last line or why he is asserting his innocence to Fluttershy in a method that discloses his guilt.

But this was exceedingly entertaining and clever.

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