• Member Since 11th Jul, 2014
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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there.

So who thought something like that could actually be true?

As well as annoying.

Artwork by blmn564.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 76 )

So it's like Candyman but annoying

*Sniffle* Still a better love story than THAT -Twilight-... Ya got me laughing and the cat's complaining at me now! Thanks for writing!

Ya done did give me a giggle :rainbowlaugh:

Groovy.

This was great. Though the number being written as 5 instead of five seemed a bit off.

Oh, this is funny!

Loophole in hex.

Discord 5000 times.

*POP*

Discord- OH, TINMAD DOG.

But perhaps a nice present might help cleanse the pallet

I think you meant palate.
Apart from that, this was pretty funny.

Could have added qualifiers too, like "While juggling seven slippers with the lights off" or something.

Really funny look at the downsides to having chaos powers.

Discord sneered, displaying his single fang. “Ten years, Spike. I’ll give you a ten-year head start. Use it wisely, my friend.”

“So, does that ten years thing start now? Or?”

Discord began counting down. “Nine years. Three-hundred and sixty-four days. Twenty-three hours. Fifty-nine minutes. Fifty-nine seconds.” He took a quick breath. “Nine years. Three-hundred and sixty-four days. Twenty-three hours. Fifty-nine minutes. Fifty-eight seconds.”

I think this was my favourite part.

(So, how can we get you writing Discord for the show?)

Poor little birthday pony....at least in the end he's restored back to normal. :)

“You didn’t,” Discord answered with a snort. “That’s why I had to break in to eight nearby toy stores when your back was turned.”

How, just how...
I APPROVE OF CELESTIA AND DISCORD SHIP!!

How to troll Discord again?
Change 5000 into 5,000 (or 5.000 depending on standards) and watch him crying.

Edit: Even better. Change 5000 into 5000^(0). Brackets to protect zero from any changes.

Oh my god, what did I just read...alls well that ends well? Yay the accountant is a toddler again?

It's one heck of a rollercoaster, that's for sure :derpyderp2:

Nice slice of life and comedy here. I liked the bit of backstory elements you gave Discord here.

I loved that part at the end! Hillarious! :rainbowlaugh: Also, everything except Dislestia was great, too! :twilightsmile:

Welp

That was something

The Dislestia killed me tho omg :rainbowkiss:

Poor Celestia...

What if someone recorded themselves saying Discord and loop it?

I find this incredibly funny.

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What if they said Discord infront of 5000 mirrors?
That means the said Discord infont of each mirror once, so they said Discord infront of a mirror 5000 times, just not the same one.
(I know that's flawed logic but I think it suits a curse written in Discord blood.)

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Discord meant pallet

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I'm not ashamed to admit. I laughed at the end.

"Oh come on! What is it no-"
Discord stops his rant as quite sobbing reaches his ears.
There, curled up on the linoleum, was a little filly, one eye blackened and a trail of blood dribbling from her nose.
"P-please, help me..."
Just then, something began pounding on the door.
"Page, are you in there!? What did I tell you about locking doors in my house!? Get out here right now, you worthless bitch!"
Discord looks from the sniveling foal to the shaking door, then back again, lips pulling down into a deep frown and eyes narrowing.
Reaching down and picking the filly up with uncharacteristic gentleness, he cradles her to his chest as he walks over and opens the door.
The eyes of the stallion slowly trail upwards over the serpentine body of the Spirit of Chaos to meet the glowing embers glaring down at him.
"Yeah... You done bucked up," Discord growled, holding up a talon and snapping his claws.

Random is the best word to describe this.

I choose to imagine the fries sounding like one of the many unintentionally funny scenes from Event Horizon

what if someone says "Discord to the 5000th power?"

Loved this. Have a fav! :trollestia:

Very, very amusing.
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:trollestia::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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(Leaving this for anyone curious about how Discord 5000 times would look like).

(Yes, it's actually 625 lines x 8 "Discord." each. It's accurate).

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*Forty seven missile launchers, eighty two machine guns, and a laser cannon are aimed at his face*

"Discord times 5000"

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But are you in front of a mirror?

Set

"His name 5000 times."

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Discord disliked your comment.

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It would be Dadcord 2000
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Dadcord Disliked your comment

8340251 My eyes hurt. :derpyderp1:

8339519 Man. :fluttershysad: Do I ever want to write this now. "Mirror Mirror" the serious version. Thanks for making me feel bad now.

8338590 Lucky Celestia. :trollestia:

8338073 This is why I basically never write romance stories. Everyone on this site already has their favourite ships and if you try to "rock the boat" against it, they seem to automatically dislike it just because. I had another Discord/Celestia story on here years ago with 90 likes to 10 dislikes. A large amount of dislikes, honestly. Yet not one comment out of dozens said the story/grammar/plot/dialogue/characters were bad. They just didn't like the ship. :applejackunsure:

8338067 Yes, this was literally dreamt up the night before. I woke up in the middle of the night and passed my bathroom mirror on the way to the kitchen. Then I remembered the movie, "Candy Man" and wondered if Discord worked that way. Then I laughed and went back to bed. Then I woke up and thought of the first scene. Then I thought how stupid that was. Then I thought, "What happens next?" And so on and so on and so on until I had to wake up.

So, if you're going to blame anyone... blame the Sandman. (Neil Gaiman). :moustache:

8337820 A man of intellect, as well. I approve. :ajsmug:

8337729 Did no one care about the hay fries?

8337727 But what would you even spend that time doing? In ten years you could circle the globe several times over trying to run away... so, what's left? Building a fortress? Learning magic? Counter curses?

Years ago, someone said I should write more Sombra for the show. Now Discord. And my followup question is... do you want another season? Because if I write that stuff, everypony dies! :rainbowlaugh:

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I like to imagine Discord gave Celestia and Luna the 'ten year headstart' when they faced him a thousand years ago, and that's the only reason why they were able to beat him.

After reading the title again. this song started playing in my head and won't stop. HELP!

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Nah, don't worry. I upvoted the story, and that little detail didn't affect my enjoyment at all. :twilightsmile:

That was hilarious!

This was so hilarious, I didn't even care about the Dislestia shipping.

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This is the most dedicated comment I have EVER seen.

Darn, i was going to summon discord after this. I guess i can have my computer say his name 5000 times for me

 In one hand he held a small Lego brick, and in the other, the remains of a sandwich that used cookies as bread and cookies as meat. In retrospect: a handful of cookies.

That is not how you make a cookie sandwich. You take cooked cookie put cookie dough on it and add cooked cookie on top.

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I think you forgot to quote that :twilightsmile:

I was half expecting Discord to sing "Say my name~, Say my name~" :rainbowlaugh:

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Holy.... :pinkiegasp:
That's dedication to a joke! :rainbowderp:

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This is why I basically never write romance stories.

And why my few romances contain more unusual ships. That way, no one sees them coming! :rainbowlaugh:

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