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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Twilight Sparkle wakes up one day in an unfamiliar rustic environment, alongside her friends. Why won't any of her powers work? What's all this talk about a 'horse race'? And will anypony do anything about that awful smell?!

Another entry for the Thousand Words Contest. You know I love it!

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“What’s that? The one where you’re forced to watch Celestia perform a solo tour of Hinny Of The Hills, while being force-fed multiple quesadillas again?”

“No, even worse… I tripped on a clod of dirt, and only finished in third place!”

:moustache:... And? You're not an athlete, Twilight.

:twilightangry2:!

Hey what do think you’re… I’m not hungry, and… actually, these aren't half bad. *much munch* All thoughts of crossing the language barrier and galloping away left Twilight’s head as she sampled them sweet, sweet cereal grains.

So now there's two ways to make Twi happy: give her a book or cereal grains:rainbowlaugh:

This was a fun short read and that ending got me!

They looked just the bipedal inhabitants of Equestria High, minus the colourful skin and passable fashion sense.

You mean Canterlot High?

Still glad to see you back!

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She can't even will a physical race in her wildest dreams! :twilightoops:


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:derpytongue2:


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A third... give her TWO books! :twilightsheepish:


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That works too! :twistnerd:

“Come forth, Twilight Sparkle!

But she slipped on a clod of dirt and came fifth.

:facehoof:

The horror! Such a poor finish indeed. Thank goodness for cereal grains n_n

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