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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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In this follow-up to The Fault In Our Cutie Marks, Gabby the griffon arrives back in Griffonstone, to have an extended chat with one Gilda, who's waiting a reply from Rainbow Dash. What will they discuss? Well, you'll have to read it to find out...

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Cut off from her allowance by a certain parent of her's (Not her father, surprise surprise) Diamond Tiara decides to try her hoof at foalsitting to make some extra bits. A nice, easy job, right? Hmm...

Set in the middle of season six. You know, because she hasn't received much airtime recently, so let's try and make up for it, shall we?

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A spectacularly bad one, at that. Now, if she could just survive the odd changes in her friends, the corny jokes, and annoying canned laughter, she might just make it out alive. No promises, though...

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Set after the events of Cart Before The Ponies, what would happen if Spoiled Rich had been watching the derby, and was less than thrilled at Diamond Tiara's performance? If you read it, you're about to find out.

Oh, and Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are there too. Just so you know.

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Rainbow Dash has just returned from the Daring-Do convention, but Twilight isn't happy to see her. Could it be... she's forgotten something rather important?

Rated T for general craziness. Practically everyone is OOC for the lolz, so you'd best accept that before venturing in...

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After her reformation, Diamond Tiara thought her life could only get better. Unfortunately, she forgot to factor one vengeful mother into the equation. This is what happened next, in her own words.

Warning: Graphic descriptions of abuse to be found within.

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You've all seen that episode On Your Marks, haven't you? Yes, you have. And you must remember that scene where Apple Bloom, during her solo number, leaves the bakery and laments her lot in life while standing on a crudely drawn bridge.

Well, what might have happened if a consolatory Diamond Tiara followed her outside, to try and cheer her up? I'm here to speculate on that very possibility. Enjoy.

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After the events of Crusaders Of The Lost Mark, Pipsqueak and Diamond Tiara have a little conversation. Surprises are shared, secrets are learned, and a scheming best friend is up to something...

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Fluttershy's bone idle brother Zephyr Breeze has finally turned his life around, and has stopped mooching off his parents! Everypony is happy! But are things as they appear to be? A knock on the door will soon answer that.

A little epilogue I'd have liked to have seen in the new ep because, you know, drama.

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Fed up of the pressures of dealing with her headstrong daughter and often absent husband, Spoiled Rich decides to enjoy a day of relaxation and pampering. Things pan out exactly as you'd expect.

Inspired by scenes from 'Applejack's Day Off'.

A little oneshot to get me back in the writing groove.

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