"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."
American Bronies3,787 stories ·1,062 members
The Diamond Cutters1,361 stories ·1,208 members
Cadence's Library10,506 stories ·1,374 members
Diamond Tiara Appreciation Association!406 stories ·160 members
Pretty in Pink525 stories ·226 members
Diamond Tiara Gets Reformed. HURRAY!!406 stories ·282 members
Diamond Tiara...How Wonderful!262 stories ·22 members
Cut off from her allowance by a certain parent of her's (Not her father, surprise surprise) Diamond Tiara decides to try her hoof at foalsitting to make some extra bits. A nice, easy job, right? Hmm...
Set in the middle of season six. You know, because she hasn't received much airtime recently, so let's try and make up for it, shall we?
Page generated in 0.101 seconds
Total duration
1,047 users online
2,198,935 hits today, 2,280,440 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Getting paid to foalsit AND free startup capital for a sack store? I'm in!
That's what you get when you let
make your advertisement. Although between what we've seen with them before and Diamond Tiara's lack of experience, shenanigans seem guaranteed.
Feel a little bad for Filthy Rich there.
Oh dear, this cannot end well. And you're quite right. I don't normally have any real gripes with the show, but I do think Diamond needs a bit more airtime, considering her supporting role as a minor antagonist for the previous seasons.
Ooh, now this should be quite fun!
Oh boy ... poor Diamond. Hopefully the foalsitting will mostly lead to cute hijinks instead of anything too awful. And honestly, Filthy Rich needs to get a bucking divorce already.
7546532 Indeed he does.
7546532 He already does, in one of my other fics here. Hurray!!
Alas, like this one, that is merely an alternate universe, and to this day in canon, most folk say they can hear the raucous cry of a harridan mare over the shore , along with the desperate pleading of a stallion "No more... no more... PLEASE NO MORE!!
And, until a spine donor is found for him, this scenario shall tragically carry on until infinity, and beyond. Or cancellation, at least.
So there going to be shipping?
I bet that twins bundle of joy would help her out.
7546661 I dunno... I get the feeling Pound and Pumpkin Cake may be a lil bit too young for Miss T...
Just kidding... you'll have to wait 'n' see...
This is good, but are you ever going to finish A Mother's Love?
7546857 See, that's my main problem... jumping into new projects, when I haven't finished my old ones. I dare say I'm not the only one guilty of that on this site...
Right now, this fic is my main focus ( I have LOTS of ideas for it) but, seeing as your question is will I ever finish it EVER, I can confidently predict 'yes'... whenever that may be.
7546724 I don't think she's their type, at best they may develop a toddler crush on her.
Hey Flithy, I think you left your balls back there. Small... shrivelled... blue, right?
7546532
Flithy Rich: "After I said 'til death do us part,' I later came to realize I was setting a goal.
Keep this going. I gotta see more of this.
And besides, Di knows what her cutie mark is for.
Ha! To have a harmless teethless gator licking ice cream off of Diamond Tiara. That's something you don't see every day.
That's Pinkie Pie for you, Diamond. At first you think she's just hyper and easily distracted, and then she surprises you with her knowledge when you least expect it.
7549251 But since when do babies listen to anypony right away?
So the alligator's a pervert?
7549705 Hey, don't blame Gummy. It was Pinkie who put him up to it. And if you thinks that's bad, just wait 'til you find out how she makes her patented cupcakes...
you do realize that diamond tiara is just a bipolar mary sue her bulliying is her own fucking fault, and "cart before the ponies" proved she just made it up to get attention
7550180 If you say so. Groovy.
Although I hardly think helping her butler build the cart, showing concern for him after the crash, and not cheating at the contest is the sign of an unredeemed character, but there ya go...
Also, if you're going to downvote something in the future, please do it because you don't like the story, rather than the protagonist. Ta very muchly.
Whoop, slight boo-boo here. Supposed to be "Spoonie and I".
Otherwise, keep up the great work! Can't wait to see her at work!
That's par for the course. Pretty soon Diamond will be sinking a hole-in-one nonstop.
The reckoning begins.
And so it begins. Good luck, Diamond, you're gonna need it.
Also, Spoiled is a real piece of work isn't she? Seriously, what did Filthy EVER see in her?
Less than 2 minutes in and you've already lost them. A new record!
7552795
The chaos of sitting the Cake Twins has just begun. Good luck Diamond, you'll need it.
Spolied kids, When I was young, I didn't have any allowance. And I turn fine... almost. It builds character.
But her presidential campaign was based around the new playground. They would have spend the bits eventually.
I told yah! They love each other very much. You just don't understand. Stop denying their love.
Utterly disgusting. I must agree with Spoiled, using the mouth for every thing is disgusting. Till this day, the Cakes changing diapers with their teeth haunt my dreams. And a little bit of pretentiousness is always good.
So you made her fat? Jeeze, thanks Silv...
7561360 You're back. Woo-hoo. Waves mini flag Let's get to it, shall we?
First word... and you misspelled it. Nice start. Also, I don't see how your lack of finances has anything to do with your ability to rotate 180 degrees... care to elaborate?
No, it wasn't. That was Pip's election promise. Her pledge was to continue her own unique brand of tyranny, as well as put up a great big statue of herself. Hmm... I wonder why her opponent won?
Still, at least she can she made a better fist of things than a certain Clinton candidate at the moment...
"I love you so much, here's a bill for a new dress... and I'll take all the spare cash that's been weighing your jacket down as well!!"
"Aw, how thoughtful of you, dear!"
You're absolutely right... who am I to pour cold water on such a mutually beneficial arrangement? A cutie pox on my house for even daring to think differently.
Well, at least you now know where the phrase Eat S**t originated from.
Also, I'm quite pretentious myself... so no arguments there. I don't always agree with the views of my characters, you know.
There are a disturbing amount of obese DT illustrations on Deviant Art, so people must like it.
Not to worry, though... I'm sure Mommy Dearest would pay for lipo before things got out of hoof. Got to maintain those standards, after all...
Well, wasn't THAT fun. See you next time for more scintillating commentary, convoluted replies and maybe a life lesson or too, as well.
7561544
Diamond Tiara wouldn't just give Clinton a run for her money, she'd show Trump a thing or two as well. Not to change the subject or anything, just adding my two bits.
So far so good. It can only get better now.
I pity Diamond. I really do.