Hi there... thanks for the vote of confidence, but I'm not really into that whole 'groupie' thing. As long as you worship me from a distance, we won't have to get the law involved. May I ask where you found out about me... was it through friends, TV adverts, the picture on the milk carton? Now if you'll please excuse me, I have to find a vacant phone booth so that I can change into my SECRET IDENTITY. Toodle pip!!

Thanks for giving Woundsalt a little love!