Couldn't resist...

So, someone had the poor taste to post a challenge asking for really bad puns a changeling would make.

Naturally I couldn't resist:

Bad
Pony: "I hear you broke up with your marefriend!"
Changeling: "Yeah. I thought she loved me for who I am, but all she really wanted was to change me!"

Even worse
Changeling holds up a sign: "Free hugs!"
Pony walks up, frowns, turns up his muzzle and trots away mumbling: "Gosh-darned junky!"

Edit: Rock bottom
Pony meets two changelings in a bar. "Hey, why aren't you two disguised as ponies?
Changeling 1: "Why waste the energy?"
Changeling 2: "Yeah. They serve beer here, ya know!"

Comments

[Aceofspades69]

Lol nice

[RadicalDishonesty]

Something bugs me about these puns.

Like something is missing.

But I can't put my feeler on it...

[Dafaddah]

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Sorry for laying this on you. I guess when I have a pun in the oven it just stings me until I let hatch and emerge from its chrysalis, abuzz and making a beeline straight into the hive of unsuspecting minds.