"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Forget not that I am a derp.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Fuck this fandom.

More of a reviewer than a writer...

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Hope you laughed or learned something.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Cherish the thought.

loves tiaras.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Nope

space is a waste

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.