Entry 02 (EqG Series 01): Equestria Girls - A Land of Contrasts · 3:50am Yesterday

I love Equestria Girls. It's some of the best that G4 has to offer.
Equestria Girls drives me up the wall. It's dumb as hell and I hate it.

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I am not aware of the particulars, but I don't think it's controversial to say that Equestria Girls started as a shallow attempt by the infernal toymaker-demon Hasrro to push the MLP brand into the humanoid dolls market.

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TFavors and Fallout
Equestria Girls
Drama
Sad
Slice of Life
Sunny Flare gets her first report card of Principal Cadance's tenure, and it's not good. Her mother, former-Principal Abacus Cinch, has an uncomfortable explanation for that.
Narcotics
Profanity
Lemon Zest
Principal Cinch
Sunny Flare
Cinch
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TNow It's Our Problem
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Three Shadowbolts on the eve of graduation start a podcast about magical disasters – a conceptual crossover with Well There's Your Problem, a podcast about engineering disasters.
Profanity
Sex
Crossover
Sunset Shimmer
Sour Sweet
Sugarcoat
Sunny Flare
SisterHorseteeth · 21k words · 155 views
TEmpathy is Magic, Pt. 1
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Drama
Thriller
In an alternate timeline, somepony else got to the Mirror Portal before Sunset and stole both it and Celestia away. Acting Princess Cadance is willing to give Sunset a second chance, and hopes to have Sunset's help with a matter of national security.
Violence
Alt. Universe
Cadance
Shining Armor
Sunset Shimmer
Shadowbolts (EqG)
Smolder
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