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Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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Not Again · 3:06pm Jan 14th, 2016

Another accident?


Oh no. Magically?


No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.


I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.


I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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I'm quite okay with both.

2202004 First, do you mind incest and anthro?


Every now and then. I could always use a bit of inspiration to start writing again. Just PM it to me.

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