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Kalreas


Love writing short stories, but I often write things that I'm not too proud of. Let me work on that.

Jan
14th
2016

Not Again · 3:06pm Jan 14th, 2016

Another accident?

...

Oh no. Magically?

...

No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

...

I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

...

I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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Dec
15th
2015

I May Not · 5:50am Dec 15th, 2015

I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

Actually, I've been writing something much... much bigger.

In fact... it's going to be a war.

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Oct
15th
2015

A Hundred Followers And More · 6:40pm Oct 15th, 2015

Huh.
Well would you look at that.
And I didn't even try for the last one.
Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
unlessyouwantmeto

So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
youknowwhatImean
I figure I'll give you guys one more taste to see how you like it.

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Sep
22nd
2015

Reasons · 12:42pm Sep 22nd, 2015

Why this?
Why that?
Why then?
Why them?
Why? Just... why?

Let me answer your questions.


Why this?
A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

Because it's fun. It's one of my most popular stories and I wanted to put another addition to it to see if anyone would jump aboard. And I didn't want it to just be another sexfest. Hardly any story, brief descriptions... Yeah, not my type anymore honestly.

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Aug
29th
2015

Pumped Up · 5:20am Aug 29th, 2015

I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

"Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Aug
15th
2015

Bigger Problems Than Money · 2:06am Aug 15th, 2015

"No, it's disgusting!"
The words echoed through my head.

"What in Tartarus made you think that was ever a good idea?"
I hung my head low, walking slowly into the grassy darkness, alone with my haunting thoughts.

"No, don't get near me, you freak!"

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Mar
21st
2015

Proofreader. · 5:50pm Mar 21st, 2015

Yep.

This is happening.

And guess what?

It's a specialty.

Kinda.

You could say that.

Yeah. I guess.

Who's up?

((by specialty I mean mature))

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Dec
3rd
2014

EGGNOG~ · 3:56pm Dec 3rd, 2014

I have eggnog do-do-do-do I have eggnog, do-do-do-do

DO YOU HAVE EGGNOG
YES I HAVE EGGNOG
DO YOU LIKE EGGNOG
YES I LIKE EGGNOG

What's this?
There's eggnog everywhere,
What's this?
There's eggnog to be shared,

Every time I see the eggnog, I... get down on my knees and pray.

TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP YOUR EGGNOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIGHT
TELL YOU MY SINS SO YOU CAN POUR ME A CUP
OFFER ME THAT WONDROUS EGGNOG
OH GOOD GOD, I WOULD GIVE YOU MY LIFE
TAKE ME TO CHURCH

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Oct
3rd
2014

A Question to End All Questions · 12:52am Oct 3rd, 2014

How do I tell someone I don't love them without breaking their heart?

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Sep
15th
2014

Ice Bucket Challenge · 5:42am Sep 15th, 2014

YOU HAPPY NOW ACCURSED
You are a very high rank on my Assmaster list.

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