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"Rarity, she changed."

Pinkie Pie, the pony everyone loved, had a problem. But not any kind of normal problem. She had a murder problem

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 47 )

Pinkie's and Twilight's transformasion to crazy killer is extremely forced and I am pretty sure that Pinkie and Twilight would say no and attack Rarity.

Well that was a fucking chapter.

I love that dialogue. I mean, obvious trollfic is obvious, but I laughed my ass off at how much it sounded like lines from The Room.

Oh my god, this one's even shorter.

I laughed so hard at this fucking story.

Oh my god...

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Imagine, like, David Caruso reading the synopsis.

But not any kind of normal problem. She had *sunglasses* a murder problem.

What I love most is the sheer amount of effort put into making it look convincing. The cover art, for example.

Comment posted by RainythePegasus_Archive deleted Jan 2nd, 2015

5452099 great now I can't stop watching JonTron videos. :rainbowlaugh:

And the spiral into insanity begins.

The horror! Pinkie, run! Rarity turned into Lord Voldemort!

Fluttershy can be so stupid sometimes, I swear. Helping a friend? Come on now. There's a murderer out there! Way worse than a god of chaos.

The suspense is killing me.

I knew it. Rarity confirmed for Tom Riddle.

Does the name of ED WOOD come to mind?

LOOK that name up please. . .:facehoof::raritydespair::moustache::pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh::flutterrage::applejackconfused:

This may have been the worst best story I've ever read on this site.

10/10

I cannot tell if this is supposed to be satirical, troll bait, or sincere. If it's satirical, try not just satirizing short chapters. If it's troll bait, it didn't get me angry. If it's sincere… try again when you're a better author.

Almost all the chapters are less than 100 words. This should be fun... :pinkiecrazy:

Chapter 1

Apple jack

Applejack

watching TV

:ajbemused: You see that? AJ is not amused.

"Breaking news! Rarity was found missing from her cell. Please lock all doors, windows and chimneys because she will murder anypony she can get to."

Yes, because that is totally how a news reporter is supposed to relay information.

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.
"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

Chapter 2

Then she heard Rarity's cry, she ran to Rarity and saw that her best friend was drinking blood from Cheerlee

Does this mean Rarity is a vampire/vampony/whatever ya call it?

Chapter 3
Why isn't this marked comedy?! :rainbowlaugh:

Chapter 4

"Time to die, Pinkie Pie!"

What a lovely little rhyme you have there.

Chapter 5

Rarity smiled wickedly and said:"Pinkie Pie join me to take over the world, but i need Pinkamena not Pinkie Pie, so which would you rather, dieing or joining me?"

Nothing like a game of Would You Rather between two best friends.

Chapter 6

Not her poffy, happy mane, but her old mane.
She started laughing. Then said: "Let's kill some ponies."

Does that mean Pinkie was a serial killer as a child?

Chapter 7

"HELP ME!!!"

Yes, Twilight, because you were oh so willing to help Pinkie out earlier.

Chapter 8

Thank god

:duck: Since when did you call Celestia God?

Chapter 9

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHEERLIE!!!"

YOU AREN'T EVEN SPELLING HER NAME RIGHT!!!

Chapter 10
I got nothin'.

Chapter 11

"Of course i will help you kill some ponies! HAHAHAHA!!!!"

So that's what happens when Twilight doesn't have Spike around to keep her in check.

Chapter 12

"Oh boy, I do wish Twilight will come back." Thought Apple Jack. "She sure knows how to help us be clam."

You're into some... interesting activities, Applejack.

I am convinced this is a troll fic, and it was most glorious for it. Especially Chapter 3.

On the off chance that this isn't a trollfic, I apologize for possibly offending you, but you really need to work on your writing skills.

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Witness the truth, see the glory that be!

YOU AREN'T EVEN SPELLING HER NAME RIGHT!!!

THE NAME IS A LIE! :V

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.

"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

I think this is right up there with all the greats. "No John, you are the demons", "distoy us all the bad guys", that sort of thing.

Please, anybody, upvote this story. This is gold.

I read this, I commented, I proceeded with my day. Then, I remembered something.

Then she heard Rarity's cry, she ran to Rarity and saw that her best friend was drinking blood from Cheerlee

This may sound graphic, but has anyone else heard of Peter Kürten?

Say hello to my little friend!

I can sympathize with Twilight here.

It was hard to say no, I guess.

Cheerlee... words cannot......

My story with 3,000 words in the first chapter didn't pass moderation because, "There are to many jokes."
And after a moderator tells me this, I like to come look at stories like this and think, Oh, where did my faith in my fandom go? Oh wait, it died.

[EDIT:] I'm not saying this story is bad, it's pure gold, but it bothers me that this is okay and my shit isn't.

6759260 I could believe it. I once had a story fail moderation because I indented the paragraphs like a real book instead of putting a space between them.

No one's gonna look for her? Not even any of the ponies who can fly and have magic to defend them? Sure, for the others, like, what the heck guys, what kind of friends are you, but Twilight? That's low. :twilightsheepish:

Is she a vampire? What the heck is going on? Why is she acting like this? :derpyderp1:

There is never a bad time for rhyme! :pinkiehappy: :facehoof: Pinkie Pie, why didn't you listen to Twilight? Or, you know, ALL OF STINKING EQUESTRIA'S WARNINGS! :pinkiecrazy: :facehoof: :rainbowhuh:

Pinkie Pie's all ready halfway to, um, that: :pinkiecrazy: Rarity took her teleportation powers and probably the others too! Pinkie Pie, please don't turn on your friends like that. I will rage quit like I almost did with the "No, we don't feel like saving our friend from death." :trollestia: :twilightangry2:

You deserve revenge. "No, I really don't feel like saving Pinkie Pie from a vicious murderer." :pinkiecrazy:

Oh sure, NOW you're going to save her. :facehoof:

Please, not Twilight, this is getting ridiculous. :pinkiecrazy: :duck: :twilightangry2:

I vote :fluttershysad: goes crazy next.

I stand corrected. But really? This is getting crazy.

What!? THATS IT?!!! Few! These ponies acting way out of character! But I kinda wanted to see: :applejackconfused: :flutterrage: :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowhuh: :duck: :twilightangry2: KKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

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