Killer Rarity

by firefly_an_oc

Chapter 1

In Ponyville, late one night, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack were watching TV. Then the news interrupted the show they were watching. "Breaking news! Rarity was found missing from her cell. Please lock all doors, windows and chimneys because she will murder anypony she can get to."

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.

"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

Comments

[IncinerateChicken]

Well that was a fucking chapter.

I love that dialogue. I mean, obvious trollfic is obvious, but I laughed my ass off at how much it sounded like lines from The Room.

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

And the spiral into insanity begins.

[WannaFlugelHorn]

Pinkie Pie.