Killer Rarity

by firefly_an_oc

Chapter 12

"Fluttershy, how bout' I make you some hot chocolate?" Apple Jack offered.

"Y-Yes p-please." Fluttershy said.

"Hey, Apple Jack, can you make me one two?" Rainbow Dash asked, trying to annoy Apple Jack.

"Fine." Apple Jack sighed and went in the kitchen to make hot chocolates for everypony.

"Oh boy, I do wish Twilight will come back." Thought Apple Jack. "She sure knows how to help us be calm."
To Be Continued...

Comments

[the ninja king]

Pinkie's and Twilight's transformasion to crazy killer is extremely forced and I am pretty sure that Pinkie and Twilight would say no and attack Rarity.

[Flying Fantasy Horse]

I laughed so hard at this fucking story.

Oh my god...

[IncinerateChicken]

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Imagine, like, David Caruso reading the synopsis.

But not any kind of normal problem. She had *sunglasses* a murder problem.

What I love most is the sheer amount of effort put into making it look convincing. The cover art, for example.

[Infinite Evil]

[RainythePegasus_Archive]

5452099 great now I can't stop watching JonTron videos.

[RainythePegasus_Archive]

To be continued [youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GhMvKv4GX5U]

[Hillbe]

Does the name of ED WOOD come to mind?

LOOK that name up please. . .

[Bilbo]

This may have been the worst best story I've ever read on this site.

10/10

[Phaedra]

I cannot tell if this is supposed to be satirical, troll bait, or sincere. If it's satirical, try not just satirizing short chapters. If it's troll bait, it didn't get me angry. If it's sincere… try again when you're a better author.

[ThunderWonder]

Almost all the chapters are less than 100 words. This should be fun...

Chapter 1

Apple jack

Applejack

watching TV

You see that? AJ is not amused.

"Breaking news! Rarity was found missing from her cell. Please lock all doors, windows and chimneys because she will murder anypony she can get to."

Yes, because that is totally how a news reporter is supposed to relay information.

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.
"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

Chapter 2

Then she heard Rarity's cry, she ran to Rarity and saw that her best friend was drinking blood from Cheerlee

Does this mean Rarity is a vampire/vampony/whatever ya call it?

Chapter 3
Why isn't this marked comedy?!

Chapter 4

"Time to die, Pinkie Pie!"

What a lovely little rhyme you have there.

Chapter 5

Rarity smiled wickedly and said:"Pinkie Pie join me to take over the world, but i need Pinkamena not Pinkie Pie, so which would you rather, dieing or joining me?"

Nothing like a game of Would You Rather between two best friends.

Chapter 6

Not her poffy, happy mane, but her old mane.
She started laughing. Then said: "Let's kill some ponies."

Does that mean Pinkie was a serial killer as a child?

Chapter 7

"HELP ME!!!"

Yes, Twilight, because you were oh so willing to help Pinkie out earlier.

Chapter 8

Thank god

Since when did you call Celestia God?

Chapter 9

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHEERLIE!!!"

YOU AREN'T EVEN SPELLING HER NAME RIGHT!!!

Chapter 10
I got nothin'.

Chapter 11

"Of course i will help you kill some ponies! HAHAHAHA!!!!"

So that's what happens when Twilight doesn't have Spike around to keep her in check.

Chapter 12

"Oh boy, I do wish Twilight will come back." Thought Apple Jack. "She sure knows how to help us be clam."

You're into some... interesting activities, Applejack.

I am convinced this is a troll fic, and it was most glorious for it. Especially Chapter 3.

On the off chance that this isn't a trollfic, I apologize for possibly offending you, but you really need to work on your writing skills.

[re- Yamsmos]

5452153 Fucking good.

[Dash The Stampede]

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Witness the truth, see the glory that be!

YOU AREN'T EVEN SPELLING HER NAME RIGHT!!!

THE NAME IS A LIE! :V

[IncinerateChicken]

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.

"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

I think this is right up there with all the greats. "No John, you are the demons", "distoy us all the bad guys", that sort of thing.

Please, anybody, upvote this story. This is gold.

[Phaedra]

I read this, I commented, I proceeded with my day. Then, I remembered something.

Then she heard Rarity's cry, she ran to Rarity and saw that her best friend was drinking blood from Cheerlee

This may sound graphic, but has anyone else heard of Peter Kürten?

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

10/10 Twas good. -IGN

[The Dead Account]

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[Chad]

My story with 3,000 words in the first chapter didn't pass moderation because, "There are to many jokes."
And after a moderator tells me this, I like to come look at stories like this and think, Oh, where did my faith in my fandom go? Oh wait, it died.

[EDIT:] I'm not saying this story is bad, it's pure gold, but it bothers me that this is okay and my shit isn't.

[totallynotabrony]

6759260 I could believe it. I once had a story fail moderation because I indented the paragraphs like a real book instead of putting a space between them.

[WannaFlugelHorn]

What!? THATS IT?!!! Few! These ponies acting way out of character! But I kinda wanted to see: KKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!