Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

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And so... it begins...:eeyup:

Is this going to be a story that features immortals from other media (books,tv, anime, etc.), of will you be creating your own immortal OCs?

If the former, I vote for Vandal Savage!

Luna: What's the worst that can happen?

Jesus shit...
You'd think that as long as Luna's been around, she'd know better than to ask that.

Also, why do I get the feeling that this is in response to Twilight shutting her down?

I have a feeling this is going to have hilarious results. :derpytongue2: Time to go pop the popcorn!

if the immortals are from other shows, than I vote for edo tensei uchiha madara (from naruto) being one of celestia's dates

I have a feeling her first date is with Discord :pinkiehappy:

potential immortal suitors

Unfortunately, there are only a few fictional characters I can think of who would fit into that category, and none of them would be a match for Celestia.

and I'm sure most of them would agree

And here we go!

This was a fun read so far!

~Skeeter The Lurker


This is gonna be interesting...

I bet it's Discord. I would LOVE to see Discord in this.


Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Harry Potter - Master of Death has to be one. Seriously.

"Well," he said slowly. "My first wife was a spitfire of a girl called Ginny, my last was an extra-dimensional horror called 'She-Who-Devours'."

Feature box in 4 hours. (written at 3:33 PM Pacific time)

So it is written, so it shall be done.

You HAVE to have the Doctor in this. If you don't I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty.

I can see that being possible. I can also see how that can go horribly wrong within the first 10 minutes.

But a multidimensional dating website for immortals. Well, we already have the Greek Gods, Doctor Who, Deadpool, Thor, Dracula, Voldemort, and too many to remember.

Everyone is expecting a parade of fantastical immortals with superpowers.
I say have Celestia date John Oldman from The Man From Earth. For the lulz.

jesus bob do you sleep?
as usual faved. this is going to be good.

Hey bob, I can see Celestia doing this because of what Twilight said... you know where.:twilightsheepish:

2935663 Hehehe. I have an idea of who just might be the suitor here. Godzilla. He managed to live as a dinosaur beyond the KT Event, which made him over sixty-five million years old. AS A DINOSAUR. He's only died when either an oxygen-destroying weapon,and his heart exploded. Or King Kong. But for me, that doesn't count. So Godzilla's never gonna die of old age. So he is immortal, in a sense. I wouldn't be surprised.

hahahaha you used my dating site name idea

I am freaking honored sir

You mind capitalizing my name? :facehoof:

King Kai, Sauron, any immortals from any mythos, Ganondorf, Cthulu, Zorc, Discord. WOW I have some really weird ideas. :pinkiecrazy:
This is gona be awesome. SO AWESOME!!! :heart::heart::heart:

Murphy's law, Luna. Murphy's law. :facehoof:

imagine her on a date with tzeentch from warhammer


Yes but then you encounter the size difference and Godzilla's lack of ability to speak... and those may be a problem.

2936409 Yeah, but it'd be hilarious, wouldn't it? Also, in Godzilla vs Gigan, Godzilla actually DID speak. No, I'm not kidding.

I could see Bahamut making a good date for Celestia.

This looks like it could be hilarious, I can't wait to see who turns up.

I've seen that, and by that I've seen the English Dubbed version of it (cause seriously, even the most insane weeaboo otakus I know have never seen the original Japanese versions of Godzilla). I was honestly so hilarious that I actually did fall out of my chair laughing. I needed twenty minutes to catch my breath and keep going with the movie.

Sheesh, people. Featured in 2 hours.
The ponies on this site are crazy.

If I can make one request, have her go on a date with C'thulhu.

Bob, seriously, how do you have time for all this?? :pinkiegasp:

We need one of the dates to be the doctor

I say you go really, really retro and grab Chakan. He might not be much of a looker, but he's one of the few people who could actually beat Kratos in a fair fight.

Yeah yeah, still like I said. Every potential Immortal suitor I can think of would not work for Celestia for varying reasons (reasons differing depending on the individual) mostly cause most immortal beings I've seen are either psychopaths, sociopaths, or emotionless gits.

But yes, all luck to her if she prevails in this endeavor :twilightsmile:

Also as said by Alucard at the beginning of this video

Allucard.... Riiiiiight...

Anyone got a mirror?

Oh, thanks Brucey! :heart:

Oh come on it's not like that's hard to figure out. :pinkiehappy:


Not anymore. Because Brucey, World's Greatest Detective, has figured it out for us! :yay:

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