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When Princess Celestia and Gandhi have tea, Celestia learns that some of the most important aspects of building a civilization is hard work, dedication, diplomatic relations, and best of all, the threat of mutual assured destruction.
Celestia won't be having tea with Gandhi anytime soon after this.
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Kick ass ghandi I like it
Bob, are you on the pills again?
Have you been playing Civilization recently?
Bob, you're insane. Go get your sanity back. Or buy a new one from the nearest department store, whichever comes cheaper.
I think Bob took the pills again.
You don't see this everyday now do ya
I guess that peace treaty will go… unsigned.
(and now I watch as absolutely no one get that joke.)
What. The. Fuck.
Ah yes, the ascended bug where if Gandi's peace factor, already minimum, were to decrease it would scroll over to the highest aggression possible.
Oh Civilization, you and your Artificial Stupidity...
And I thought Teagate was as crazy as the "ponies-drinking-tea-with-important-political-figure genre" could go.
5388166
Warmongering Gandhi was the best possible play through. Ever.
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Maybe.
5388091
Okay yeah I am :V
Merry Christmas, Bobby! Close your eyes and you will soon get your present.
*Continually pushes a button under his desk, hoping the orderlies arrive with the white jacket that help folks like Bobby, who have... unique... minds, hug themselves tighter*
5388339
No.
No don't.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
I DIDN'T MURDER ON PURPOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
5388114
Exactly.
this, this I like
5388070
No. Yes. Perhaps. You don't know me!
I wrote a review of this story here.
What is this?
~Leonzilla
Ghandi was actually a fucking douchebag, tbh.
5388731 You're talking the historical Gandhi, not the mythological one put before everyone.
No 'right of return' for the Moslems of India, no way no how.
Nuke Production: 12/10
Use of Nukes: 12/10
Gandhi x Uranium OTP.
Hell hath no fury like that of Ghandi after a peace treaty.
This is spectacular! I hope the political comedy I'm working on fairs as well as this one!
I hate Gandhi, the guys a dick, doesn't matter if he's got nukes or not, peaceful? Pfft! Fat chance.
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In case anyone's wondering, the first game made Ghandi ultra-aggressive after adopting democracy due to a bug with unsigned integers. His aggression started at one, went down by two, and ended at 255. The later games made him nuke-happy as a reference to this.
What. The. Hell?
I need to read this. Now.
5389352
Well yeah.
Mother Theresa was also kind of a bitch, but. People don't generally like having their taught worldview of a person be shaken. Like Hitler was an evil man all about killing the joos. Hitler's ideas: Inoculation for children. measures for healthier living, technological progress, etc etc etc. Goebbels was the one with the massive jew hate boner.
5389477 Odd, in Civ 5 Gandhi never (or only very rarely) gave me trouble. Usually it was Montezuma, Napoleon, Bismarck or leaders of that nature.
5390499 Ghandi normally waits until the end game era's to start giving me crap, usually in the form of denunciations and even randomly becoming hostile and declaring war on me, even when I haven't done anything to him. He also likes to drop nukes like a flower girl drops flowers at a wedding.
5390516 For some reason, I rarely see the computer throwing nukes at each other (or me). Once, I saw America and Assyria blow each other back into the Stone Age with nukes, but again, I don't see much of that. Of course, I haven't played the Immortal or Deity to it's conclusion other than for the ACW scenario, so that might be why.
Last time I played, I ended up nuking Gandhi. And I didn't play with Soviet Russia...
I wonder what started this french revolution. it can't be bread again, right?
Some day I'm going to write a story about a human who comes to equestria and talks about earth's history with Twilight Sparkle.
… You don't know… HOW MANY TIMES… I HAVE LOST MY GREAT EMPIRES… TO THAT TINY, SHRIVELED, AGED, NUKE-HAPPY RAISIN that calls itself a world leader!
I f*cking love you for this.
5390540 I don't know what it is about Gandhi and me, but that dude is insane, if he isn't killed off in the early part of the game, they guy just absorbs country after country until he's huge, then he gets even worse.
5390785 Wow. It's the big military powers that are usually the trouble for me. Often, they'll play friendly much of the game, then backstab me later on, which really angers me, but I suppose it can't be helped all that much. Gandhi might have gone to war with me a few times, but he usually limits himself to denouncing me or being a jerk in the diplomacy screen. Maybe it's because I haven't completed the game (except for scenarios) beyond Emperor difficulty. Do you usually play on Immortal or Deity? Because that could be why, I don't know.
I sentenced the raisin and his dirty heathen people to exterminatus, their is only the imperium.
5390857 Actually he does that stuff to me on Prince and King difficulty. Haven't ever managed to get past King, and too be honest I'm a little scared too. The funny thing is though, in regards to the likes of Germany, Bismark usually gets his ass kicked in the mid game, so I rarely have to worry about him. To this day I have yet to see one of his Panzers take the field. Old Montezuma meanwhile tends to survive till the later portion of the mid game, after which, if he is next to me, I kill him with cannons and riflemen, cause that's how I roll. Once I get artillery though, aw man, all bets are off!
5388299 Well you wrote something good then.
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Lol, I see someone else is old enough to remember signed and unsigned integers.
And no one was wondering.
5391017 I usually get backstabbed in the mid-late game. I'm not as big a military player, at least not early on. I'm just not an early game aggressor. I'd prefer to have a lot of Crossbowmen before going into an actual war (China is great for this, in spite of the penalty of -33% strength vs. cities) and a couple melee units.
5391017
Scruuuuuuuuuuuuuuub.
Get on my level.
Warmonger Gandhi.
Deity.
WHILE BLIND-FOLDED!
Don't believe his lies...
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Loved it xD
In all seriousness, though, trying to siege this guy's cities when they're in a good defensible position is nigh impossible for me late game. The nukes glassing my reinforcements don't help much either...
5391098 I usually just build a lot of defensive units and buildings early on and just hold the line till gunpowder then go crazy.
5391114 OH RAINBOW BOB! I AM NOT WORTHY TO STAND IN THY PRESENCE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF MY UNWORTHINESS AND TEACH ME YOUR WAYS! SO THAT I MAY NO LONGER REMAIN A SCRUB!
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Oh, ok; so this is the Ghandi from Civilization that always tries to invade you from the moment you meet him, right?
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First, use some damn toothpaste. Secondly, lift ready. Third, use a combination of Monster Energy along with around four 5-hour energies in a Big Gulf jug from 7/11, and then add around a tablespoon of tabasco sauce, and with that concoction you'll be playing Civ V like a champ in no time.
(Note: your liver will most likely give out in the process. Totally worth it.)
That elusive Complete tag must be a changeling!
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It is the elusive Schrödinger's complete story! A story that is both complete and incomplete, at the very same time! Amazing!