• Member Since 22nd Oct, 2012
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Do you wanna get lost with me, my friend?


Working nightshift for the Royal Guards is a pretty sweet gig. Deuce Pain has an easy job, a great boss, a good salary with better than average benefits, and lots of free time on his hooves.

But thanks to an outbreak of the feather flu his whole life has been turned upside down. He's gone from working nights to working days guarding Prince Blueblood.

Now he'll have to deal with assassins, angry bouncers, jilted lovers, Blueblood's stupidity, and his own sleep deprivation. Can he stay awake long enough to stay alive?

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Comments ( 12 )

Guess bluebloods will still be single.

3426087 He'll find somepony for him eventually.

A most excellent story!

Would love to see more of this


Thank you!

I'm already working on a sequel. :pinkiesmile:

Awesome! Glad to hear it!

moar blueblood...

Could you send me a PM please?

I would send one but my PC locks up every time I try. I don't know why but I've been having this issue since December.

Reply has been sent, hopefully it made it. Please let me know one way or the other.

Excellent story!

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