The Great and Powerful Trixie buys a cellphone, but it doesn't work the way Trixie thinks it should.
An entry into Admiral Biscuit's second not-a-contest featuring ponies who misunderstand Earth's technology. Pre-read and edited by Admiral Biscuit.
I printed this fic out specifically to line my cats' litterbox with it. -Jim Qwilleran
The only thing Great and Powerful about this story is the overuse of third-person. -AlwaysDressesInStyle
Bob Dole gives this story two thumbs up! -Bob Dole
Trixie is confused. This story is about Trixie but isn't good. -Trixie Lulamoon
Chapters (1)
And this is why I'm on a 30 day unlimited instead of a contract. Though my price went up by 5 bucks when, funnily enough, Verizon bought Total from Tracfone
I got T-Mobile (by fiat, since they bought Sprint), and it's working okay so far.
EDIT: I'm on an old Sprint contract and so far that's working to my advantage, I think.
By Celestia's Fiery Tail, Trixie is the only pony in Equestria or on Earth who is NOT trans!
Oh Trixie, surely there has never been a unicorn greater, more powerful, or more wanted by the Equestrian Revenue Service.
Short, sweet, and very entertaining read!
Too much Trixie, yet I'm oddly okay with that
Safe to say that next time Trixie is in the human world better double-check that human terms mean what she thinks it means. Given she doesn't get killed if she goes there again.
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The big advantage of a postpaid plan over a prepaid plan is that carriers will prioritize data speeds of postpaid customers (especially those on more expensive plans) over prepaid customers on congested towers. If you don't need that or roaming, then prepaid is a much better deal.
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I use 5G/4G-LTE Rarely, except for non WiFi places and Spotify on the bike rides I take. Better than 2G speeds
Fire is a great and wonderful tool, especially in the hands of a vengeful unicorn.