The Equestrian Unicorn Society is meeting one night, and things appear to be going well. That is, until an old member shows up and things start to go downhill...
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And thus did Princess Twilight Sparkle sow the first seeds of the conflict which would come to be known as the Smelly Unicorn War. A tragic stain on Equestria's millennia of harmony and tranquility.
It is a tale of racial segregation.
A tale of broken friendships.
A tragedy which pitted sibling against sibling.
(Pound and Pumpkin Cake play tug-of-war over a stuffed animal)
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absolutely funny
And booze! And hookers! In fact, forget the books! And the booze! No wait, keep the books!
LOL I got some good laughs from it.
Good Story.
If Sunset is just a hologram how can she play Twister?...and by Twister I mean (beep).
3596808 Easy you pit your (censored) inside the hologram.
Unicorn Master Race!
This is an interesting story but I highly doubt they would turn down a princess. Not only would it allow them (the other members) to get close to royalty but they could brag about how their club has a princess as a member. I would like to see a continuation of this story to see to see how Twilight deals with her friends dropping her from the club she helped make (besides making her own club which she already did). But still, liked and faved.
To all you soccer fans.
Equestrian Pegasus League. XD
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Where do I place my order? :D
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This guy/gal speaks the truth
Doesn't need the SoL tag. Nice comedy though.
What's funny is that back at my high school we used the phrase "playing Scrabble" to mean... well, you know...
I was half expecting her to suddenly build a catapult and start launching Pegasi and Earth Ponies at the Society.
lol, so good!
so that is what the invitation was for... happy i didn't go, cause i would have brought lyra, discord and ditzy... well, after spooking the doc off... and besides, any club with uptight snootle in it is full of fail and more failishness
Haha, cute little fic. Poor Twilight. Though really, no party's the same sans Pinkie.
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Hard-light hologram.
Just as good as being there in pony.
Like seriously? There isn't a social group in the world that would kick a member of royalty out of its ranks. Well unless she turned out to be a pedophile or a rapist-murderer or something.
First of all, doing so means they can't brag about how they have a princess in their ranks anymore. Second of all, Twilight could possibly go be a vindictive bitch and abuse her position of authority in malicious ways. Can you say zoning law changes?
If that was a Rimmer reference with the hard light, then you are now my friend.
And no, no you do not have a choice in the matter.
I'm surprised you didn't put in TwiXie. Given the cover pic, I'd have thought it was obvious.
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Quiet AJ. I'd buy that. 'Sides, the FlimFlam Bros. are in need of some funds nowadays. They mysteriously dropped off the face of the apple market...
That was really really hilarious.
This needs more chapters. Seriously. More Chapters. MORE CHAPTERS!!
Random moustache!
Oh, I know that feeling.
I once joined something I call "The Nerd Club" (it was actually called the Chess Club but I like calling this one better) but then, I stopped playing chess and got popular at school and got more busy and stuff, they kicked me out.
Fuck.
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I second that.
~Skeeter The Lurker
lol
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There were surprisingly few SFW Twixity pics I could find for the CA. And I could find any TrixityShimmer pics at all...
The CA is basically the three of them hanging out before Twilight ascended. Poor Twilight... At least she has her alicorn friends now :)
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It was a hard decision for them, but it was unfortunately one that they had to make. They don't see Twilight as a princess, but as their friend... and that unfortunately means they must treat her as they treat their other non-unicorn friends
Tbf, Twilight herself doesn't want her friends treating her any differently now that she's a princess
Good one, just missed Sombra and it will be overkill xD
Anyway Luna is best here
I love how blunt she is about stuff like that.
Also, TWISTER. Sexiest game ever.
Luna... not sure if actually childishly excited over a meeting or like me wanting to see what chaos and silliness will come of Twilight's tantrum.
*opens bag of Doritos*
Dis gonna be good.
I wonder what Shining Armor is going to think of Twilight's declaration that unicorns are smelly.
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Well Shineing is a Big Brother too, don't all sisters declare their brothers as smelly at some point?
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(HINT HINT HINT)
who grows the food
because it's not the Unicorns
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Like Red Dwarf basically...(notes the author is from the UK) Yup, like Rimmer. At least in the later seasons.
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Would you really want to eat anything Pinkie grew?
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The earth ponies exsist to feed 'em
The pegasus ponies exsist to protect 'em
The unicorn ponies exsist to rule 'em (or 'lead' 'em, if you wanna put it a little more nicely...)
(At least until those filthy alicorns intervened and threw everything into total disarray...)
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Isn´t she an hologram?
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an Alicorn is more superior than all races so therefor by the teapot 
Alicorns are the superior race
But an Alicorn has tributes from all races including Unicorn so by random untamed logic
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for all we know she can grow cakes 
yes I would
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Alicorns may be the strongest type of pony, but the other races have them seriously outnumbered. Why do you think Celestia is alicornifying so many ponies all of a sudden? She senses disturbances in her kingdom.
Good story. The only objection that I have is that Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Belle weren't there. I mean, come on, they're unicorns too!
3596764 That's funny, because that's pretty much the plot of one of the fics I'm writing.
3604488 Ah yeah, I have that one in my Read Later list.
As for Lyra and Sweetie Belle, Lyra's already involved with an earth pony, so her significant other probably wouldn't let her join (especially in the 'games') without her. And I don't think this is the kind of story where Rarity would allow Trixie or Sunset Shimmer to play 'Twister' with her little sister.
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3602524 Touche, sir.
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Of course, did you think Discord was the only Draconequus? He's not a tigger you know (though he may be part tigger, I dunno).
Sunset Shimmer's sporting a shiny, gaudy "H" on her forehead.
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Well they were there, just as ordinary members. I didn't include any specific name drops 'cause the only ponies that mattered were the elders and Twilight.
If it's a canon unicorn in the show, you can safely assume that they're a member of the Equestrian Unicorn Society ;) (Of course it's most likely just the ones from Ponyville that attend the majority of the meetings)
It's over already?
Aww ...
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and Princess Luna
yeah but the one thing people forget is that no one else can raise the sun and moon any more
only Princess Celestia
if they die then the world is stuffed
Hahaha!