Fecking done with this shite - Last Friday at 11:57 AM
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKING FAST
FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND
Arquiusprite - Last Friday at 11:57 AM
No you're Homestuck

This is a long one xD

fluff the frosty - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
I'M BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING OUT
forkmyasssnowIamashippinggoddess - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
u on you period
fluff the frosty - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
yeh
forkmyasssnowIamashippinggoddess - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
man we cant fuck
fluff the frosty - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
ikr
forkmyasssnowIamashippinggoddess - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
I WENT TOO FAR
epsonsalt - Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM
You rang?

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just copied and pasted cuz i'm fuggin lazy XD
Notes: I'm Booptaculousness, Vex is here, Bae is Derptaculousness, and Hussie's here too (He's one of them)

Vexy-poo, The Derp King - Today at 4:10 PM
The boops will send you to heaven
Booptaculousness - Today at 4:10 PM
pf
Arquiusprite - Today at 4:10 PM
If hoops will send you to heaven
Derptaculousness - Today at 4:10 PM
boops @Booptaculousness cus Ioves her(edited)
Booptaculousness - Today at 4:10 PM
Am I god in this heaven??

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One last time. One. Last. Time. After this, it's all over.

I'm currently 24 hours and 35 minutes away from my last AP exam for the year. First, I had AP Physics C: Mechanics on the 12th, then AP Calculus BC on the 13th. Now, when the hour hand of the clock rotate two more times, I'll be setting myself up to walk right into a death trap take the AP Statistics exam.

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Be good, chosen one

Evil floof who is weird too-Today at 8:57 PM

I will

The One Called Cat-Today at 8:57 PM

Kill Sonic and Zap
nobody else
well, maybe war squirrel

Evil floof who is weird too-Today at 8:57 PM

Okay

The One Called Cat-Today at 8:57 PM

hands Floof a knife
Farewell.

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Oh hey, look at that...

2 HOURS...

It's not THAT important, but like-- keep in mind, monocles work like glasses, but for one eye. So if a character loses a monocle, this should affect their depth perception! It's not necessary to mention if it's unimportant, but it might make for an interesting inconvenience. Which is why I'm mentioning it.

Monocles are my favorite thing, so I felt like I had no choice but to point it out. Also, have a nice day! Remember to eat lunch and take medication and all that.

SO! What's been going on since July?

Honestly? It's been a lot of working...

PCF was a lot quieter this year because there was only a few of us out of the group from last year, which was saddening, but I still had a load of fun. Because there weren't as many people there with me, I signed up to volunteer and I got to go on the Pub Trot as a volunteer (I wanted to go, but they sold out of tickets before I could buy my ticket).

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Teeth tear, rip, pull at strands of fat and muscle still attached. My head pulls back leaving gaping holes and strands of intermittent flesh. The agony; the piercing, unbelievable, dull pain hurts so very much. The flesh just consumed burns and boils and spreads in my gut, threatening me to puke it out. Yet I still have my bones to eat.

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Due to hijinx and shenanigans yesterday, the notice may have gotten lost in the kerfuffle, but the next chapter is up, even though I technically had to split it in half. (I really need to learn the art of writing smaller chapters…)

On behalf of all the Ponies who have assembled here...
I would merely like to mention, if I may.
That our unanimous Attitude,
Is one of lasting Gratitude,
For what our friends have done for us today!
And therefore, I would simply like to say....

Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me.
It may sound Double Dutch, but my delight is such.
I feel as if another life's begun for me,
And if I had a flag, I'd hang me flag out,

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What Might Have Been
by Anonymoose

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Chrysalis: "You know, you two could do things to help Shepherd recover faster."

Fluttershy: "Really? I've been trying many different therapies. Warm salt baths, hoof massages..."

Twilight: "And I've maximized his exercise routine and have been monitoring his diet!"

Chrysalis: "Yes, yes, all good things but a human male needs more than just these things. His psychology needs to be tended, too! You need to change things up! Keep him stimulated!"

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me and sun

sunbootybooty - Today at 11:51 AM
COOL
GAY FTW
ALWAYS
fluffysam - Today at 11:51 AM
xD
sunbootybooty - Today at 11:51 AM
GAY EVERYTHING
SHIT IM GAY
fluffysam - Today at 11:51 AM
EVERYTHING IS GAY
sunbootybooty - Today at 11:51 AM
YOURE GAY
fluffysam - Today at 11:51 AM
ALL THE GAY
sunbootybooty - Today at 11:51 AM
EVERYONES GAY
FUCKING GAY FOR EVERY ONE
"but what if I don't believe in gay"
fluffysam - Today at 11:52 AM

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Twilight is sitting at the breakfast table, looking quite smug and happy. Spike walked over, raising a scaly brow.

Spike: "You're in a good mood. What did you do?"

Twilight: "I figured out a way to cheer Shepherd up! I cast a spell on him."

Spike: "A spell? What kind of spell?"

Twilight: "A perception spell!"

Spike: "You didn't just twist him into falling in love with you, right?"

Twilight: "Spike! I would never do that!"

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So this happened when I was in a call while others were editing Lady Froey's latest chapter of Music to His Ears:

"Hey Froey, I edited the thing you posted..."

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Laugh out loud with smiles and joy.
There's nothing to be afraid of
save your blood that cloys there's cheer for little girls ...and boys!
Your words are ever not listened to
and the sky is grand and grey great!
People never always listen
and nobody everybody knows your name.
Why would you ever go somewhere when everything's the same?

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dis is a permanent link- it won't expire

In the Human Archives, Shepherd is again, against his better judgement, helping the Ponies understand human culture. Today's artifact isn't ancient or mystical looking at all, to Shepherd's eyes...

Twilight: "I mean, it's so bright and garish and it shines! And it came with this magic staff! Did it belong to a wizard from your world?"

Shepherd: *laughing* "Not likely! No, see, this is..." *He turns the clothing in his hands and laughs some more* "Oh my God! It's a Dolemite suit!"

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Celestia has gathered the Main 6 and her sister in a private meeting, leaving Shepherd to just wait around, doodling in a notebook. At last the doors open, and Shepherd looks up.

Shepherd: "Hey girls. What was the meeting ab-GAH!"

He is caught in a massive seven pony hug.

Dash: "How did you survive?!"

Fluttershy: "You poor thing!"

Rarity: "Those beasts!"

Shepherd: "I... What?!"

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