"Luna, what are you doing, and why am I hearing so many grunting noises from your room?"

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“Miss Gilda,” said the fortune teller ponderously, staring into the bowl of water, “I do believe your spirit creature is a gryphon.”

Rainbow Dash reacted quickly. “You’re a gryphon? That’s awesome.” The fortune teller tried hard not to give her a harsh look.

“That’s like a lion with wings isn’t it?” asked Gilda, cautiously.

“The body of a lion, with the head, claws and wings of an eagle.”

“Sounds pretty strong.”

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It's three days until Trotcon, and my stress level seems to be relaxing. Helps that I actually took a walk today and got some shit done. :B On that note, obligatory reminder that I am selling things. I added those video games in I mentioned previously. Now's your chance to buy 'em!

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The unicorn mare hummed to herself as she checked and double-checked her ballot. Her personal information and signature were perfectly legible; every vote was clear and unmistakeable. For every category, she had chosen the right candidate. Surely, hers was the vote that would turn the tide of the election, and an begin the era of truth and justice in Equestria’s Precinct #7128!

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It's been a while, but the third chapter of Scribbler's epic radio play, No Place Like Home, is out!

Minifics today. :) I realized that not only should I not lean on them as filler posts, I should also make an effort to do them once a month, as regularly as possible, or I'll never finish them. <.< Also, I read this month's Flash Fiction Online finally and wasn't really impressed with anything, so these are all you get.

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Been a while since I did this! And by "this", I both mean "reviewed minifics" and "updated on a three-day schedule".

Also, hey! No weird code parsing this time, how nice! :D Anyway, minifics while I cook up something considerably more expansive.

H: 2 R: 12 C: 7 V: 1 N: 0

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We are back once again, and I felt a desire to get inside one of these abominations' organelles. So here you get a thousand words or so of a mimic slime doing what they do best—surviving and eating.

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In which a slime learns an emotion stronger than hunger and fear—one that humanity knows only too well.

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Plans made and plans carried out. Our slimy protagonist is growing in many ways that have nothing to do with physical size.

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EVERYONE GO DO THIS. Nintendo Power Tips: Keep your site quality up by hiring helpers instead of doing everything yourself. When your site is high enough quality, you can win! (It took me like ten minutes the first time, so you won’t lose your life to this.)

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Hey, for once I'm reporting on a new reading from TheLostNarrator first! She did TheOldPonyFromScene24's Rarity's Game of Cat and Mouse, with MagpiePony, IMShadow007 and eveeka9525!

And Midnight29 has done a reading of not plu's Button Dash!

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It’s funny how I sort of assumed my review of Bubbles would be one of those that everyone called me out on for being 1000% wrong, but it seems to have garnered nothing but praise for the story. And there’s no higher praise than another reading, this one by Illya Leonov!

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Technology is driving me nuts right now. :( Is anyone here highly familiar with the nuts and bolts of Windows 7 and/or 8?

I did a reading of Ambion’s poem Racing Thoughts!

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Given how long it took me to do Interwoven Colours, it's safe to say I've been doing a bad job keeping up with contests. >.> But here's a new one: GaPJaxie's Next Generation! There's a twist to it, so be sure to read all the rules!

Happy vandelrungs day, have minifics. :B

H: 3 R: 10 C: 9 V: 1 N: 0

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PP, why are you starting 2016 with a bunch of cruddy minifics? Because fuck you, that’s why. :V Seriously, Cold in Gardez people keep adding damn chapters to their collections, so I gotta do something. :B And I’m trying to get through a bunch of decently long stories, too, and I’d rather post now. Plus, I got rid of three of the darn things this time around! Well, two and I'm saving one for something special, but that counts.

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I recently had the opportunity to edit the final draft of iisaw's The Celestia Code prior to its print run. In doing so, I found myself enjoying the story all over again. It's a breezy read for 65k, all the character work is solid, and I was amazed by the amount of foreshadowing for stories later in the series (I've also been editing its threequel, and let me tell you, the pre-planning was astounding). Plus, this version at least now comes with zero punctuation errors. :V In light of all

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KwirkyJ has done a reading of horizon's Drunkwriting 5! It's on horizon's channel!

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I'm in the midst of a short-long audiobook, so it's time for some minifics, because some people think it's funny to keep adding to their collections! >:V

H: 2 R: 9 C: 4 V: 1 N: 0

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Scribbler's newest reading is Tumbleweed's Fact or Fanfiction, with Agent0Fluffy, Cloud9 and Goombasa!

Krickis has made a group that will help workshop your titles and descriptions! Go check out A/B Testing!

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\W(his|her|him|hers|man|woman|he)\W

I am learning to hate that regex because it finds the mistakes I make in this story.

The big day is here. Mimic slimes were not built for this level of obligation, but our protagonist is a paragon among its kind now. How will it handle the end of civilization?

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