• Member Since 2nd Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen January 24th

Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Apr
3rd
2018

The Gillnetter and the Springtrap - by Twifight Painfully Absent Liquidation. · 6:47am Apr 3rd, 2018

Hey. HEY. TODAY IS MY SIXTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, MARRIED TO BEING A PONEH OVERLORD QUEEN TERROR.

I believe the appropriate presents for such are "recent roadkill" and "all the f*cks given". I eagerly await your showering affections! SEASON EIGHT FTW!

OH GAWD MY EYES! KILL WITH FIRE! :fluttershbad:

May
23rd
2017

Mother's Day Gone Awry Righteously - by Twifight Consideration Schedule Finished Forge. · 3:53am May 23rd, 2017

Love is an ever-splendid thing, given carefully these days due to those abusive few who outright ignore the gift - or eat it raw without a hint of mint sauce, which is just grody in my opinion.

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Apr
20th
2017

The Silence of Gossamer Wings - by Twifight Flippant Measure Treasured Guardian. · 7:38am Apr 20th, 2017

There is no surprise amongst the revered when their dear mother takes a long hiatus.
In fact, it has nearly become a celebrated holiday; I am either present and woefully accountable for tiresome ages, or gone from any social view without a hint nor excuse as to why. There are no excuses in life, children.

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Mar
4th
2017

The Shame of Me - by Twifight Undress $200 Arcade Justification Shoppe. · 6:51am Mar 4th, 2017

Been walkin' lots of fuckin' miles just to find doubt
the shit I preach ain't worth a damn - time to drop out
Thinkin' i've found all of the questions without answers
the numbers flicker burning black within the cancer

It's not alot to be amused by the downfall
the message being slow the race to a damn crawl
shuffle the deck until your cards start to win right
Put up a front so all the others think you still might

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Feb
27th
2017

My YouTube Intro Video is Complete! - by Twifight Pandemonium Biscuit Clapping Halcyon. · 4:30am Feb 27th, 2017

Hello y'all! For those of you who're NOT adept at making videos for YouTube and are SCARED TO EVEN ATTEMPT IT because it's SO DAMNED INTIMIDATING, I offer my recent paltry experience as a bolstering endeavor - YOU CAN DO IT, IF YOU TRY! I totally fucking SUCK at it! YEAH! Windows Movie Maker's constant offering of filter choices, losing images, or DOUBLING time stamps FOR image changes... then resigning you to start ALL OVER again AGAIN AND AGAIN in hopes it'll all EVENTUALLY SOMEHOW WORK

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Feb
17th
2017

It Falls and it Dies - by Twifight Tiny Bereft Antelope Cordial. · 5:57am Feb 17th, 2017

Living in this dangerous time, we're forced to choose sides and potentially be killed for such. It isn't a matter of fairness - we never had a choice ourselves, whether our vote was for or against the outcome, no matter what we'd believed. We were doomed from the start; manipulated and played as fools to bring a terrible power to life, proving that bigotry remains the ruling order.

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Feb
3rd
2017

Gifts from an Angel - by Twifight Banality Underlining Hedonist Tendril. · 4:56am Feb 3rd, 2017

This isn't a blog about anything of significance or terribly meaningful, so if you're not interested in AMAZING OC PONY ARTWORK, just move along through your Feed list already. No, go on! OBVIOUSLY you have BETTER THINGS TO DO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY FEEWINGS!

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Jan
1st
2017

Treason's Secretings - by Twifight Blue Sky Nosebleed Fungus. · 5:10am Jan 1st, 2017

... so as with all the other blogs choking your feed to death, allow me to offer my own vapid, selfish solicitations! T'IS THE SEASON, AFTER ALL!

Okay, I might not be very festive. No offense meant to anyone else, okay? STOW YOUR HATE!

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Dec
22nd
2016

Nudity and Other Clickbait Fascinations - by Twifight College Humor Bastards Mayonnaise. · 8:36am Dec 22nd, 2016

Dec
18th
2016

Stripping My Skin - by Twifight Chicken Potato Calf Audit. · 9:18am Dec 18th, 2016

Quick update to make up for the last long wait! Swarm Guard design created by the wonderful ArtKing3000 - THANK YOU KING!

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