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Hazel Mee


There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.

Aug
14th
2020

Quick Update · 10:48am Aug 14th, 2020

Being antisocial has its advantages during days like these.

I'm still working from home. My employer has begun plans to have some staff return to the office in September, but it's voluntary. So I've happily volunteered to never, ever, ever return to the office - unless I absolutely have to. I do kind of miss downtown and my cow-orkers, but 3 hours a day wasted sitting in traffic...? F*ck that! :twilightangry2:

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Jul
3rd
2020

A word of advice. · 1:15pm Jul 3rd, 2020

If you're annoyed that an author/artist/composer/etc. seems to have abandoned a story/comic/album that you enjoy, just send them a note asking if they're planning to return to it soon.

Moaning comments and passive-aggressive tantrums are unkind and counter productive. :twilightsmile:


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Mar
14th
2020

Pathetic whining · 11:27am Mar 14th, 2020

My employers have asked me, and everyone else in the marketing department, to work from home for the next three weeks.

On one hand: YAY! No wasting two hours of my life every day commuting.

On the other: Boo! This will make writing ponefic even more difficult.

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Sep
14th
2019

The mare who kicked my ass · 11:38pm Sep 14th, 2019

Oh, P.K...

Why...?

Why do you have such a bouncy trot?

My poor ass bones! :raritydespair:

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Aug
7th
2019

Bronycon report · 1:16am Aug 7th, 2019

I went to a convention for a show which is literally about the magic of friendship, and managed to avoid making any.

:facehoof:


GOOD

  • Driving through the forest-y hills of Pennsylvania.

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Jul
31st
2019

Not the worst vacation ever... yet. · 7:51pm Jul 31st, 2019

Yesterday I woke early and went down to the parking garage to clear out my car's boot for the loooong drive down to Baltimore. Only to find my iQ's plastic ass hanging off. WTF? I'd just driven it home after visiting friends over the weekend and it seemed fine. Luckily, nothing was broken and it wasn't difficult to snap it all back into place like a gigantic toy car. But while I was working on that I discovered that my driver-side rear shock was busted and oozing oil. I'd noticed a wet

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Jul
2nd
2019

Pastrigret · 3:29am Jul 2nd, 2019

pastrigret
VERB [TRANSITIVE] /ˈpeɪstrɪˈɡret/
Worrying about carbs while eating a whole box of fruit pastries. Feeling grateful when they're finally gone! Then, half an hour later, making tea and wishing you had a lovely fruit pastry to go with it.

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Jun
29th
2019

Still alive... · 11:15pm Jun 29th, 2019

...and writing. I just have nothing to publish yet.

I've thrown down a few ideas for a sequel to The Woman, but nothing that really excites me. :pinkiesad2:

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Apr
10th
2019

"The Woman": Delayed again · 9:32am Apr 10th, 2019

Sorry but the next chapter's still in production; I decided to tinker and then had a Great Idea™ and that spun out of control and... yeah.... I should (feelers crossed) be ready to post it on Sunday. :facehoof:

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Apr
6th
2019

Blepharitis & Strabismus · 7:44pm Apr 6th, 2019

"Blepharitis & Strabismus" sound like a pair of Italian authors. Great friends and colleagues (perhaps lovers?) who pen the most tear-jerking, foot-stomping, send-the-ladies-swooning operas ever to grace the grand stage.

But, no, they're grotty medical conditions affecting my eyes, mostly the right one. >.o

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