The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

I'm an old sourpuss.

Caw caw?

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Not a changeling.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

This thing all things devours: om nom nom nom nom.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

You can't see the forest...