It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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Seriously. I was just diagnosed with narcolepsy, like a couple of hours ago. This might explain my difficulties updating Femmefiction in anything resembling a timely manner (or, well, doing anything at all in my free time).

So hopefully we'll be rounding a corner on that with the last 3 chapters. Assuming I take well to the standard treatment, which is... huh, a terrifying knock-out drug that makes you wet the bed, okay then.

The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

Very curious about what character people think would give this chilling warning.

Chapter 1 will be dropping this week.

Brook the lovely Book Horse has amazingly done an amazing job on a dramatic reading of my story!! Please check it out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyY8YmSURQ

"Oh look, we have Princess Celestia! She says all day long to be nice to ponies!"

"I'm not here to be noticed." said Celestia. To her utter relief, the crowd laughed. She then took a moment to admire her new friends, a flutter of excitement filling her face.

"Hey!" She heard a pegasus voice. "Did your dad get a good look at the Mane Six? He is really looking forward to meeting somepony, even if it's just Pinkie Pie."

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OK like seriously am I crazy?

It's gauche to talk about unaired, leaked episodes, right? Even when it's pride month and Princess Luna like blatantly and inescapably has the pansexual pride colors painted on her face, in the right order?