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J Carp


I'm an old sourpuss.

Jul
17th
2020

Sugarcoat's the best · 3:47am July 17th

I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

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Jul
4th
2020

ohhhhhhhhh · 4:50am July 4th

Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

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Jun
7th
2020

An out-of-context line from the third in the Awkward Yellow trilogy · 3:33am June 7th

"Don't try too hard to hold in a sneeze, or your head will explode."

Very curious about what character people think would give this chilling warning.


Chapter 1 will be dropping this week.

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Nov
27th
2019

I AM A DRAMATIC READING (YELLOW) · 4:31pm Nov 27th, 2019

Brook the lovely Book Horse has amazingly done an amazing job on a dramatic reading of my story!! Please check it out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyY8YmSURQ

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Aug
23rd
2019

Decided to write my new story with a neural network · 6:36am Aug 23rd, 2019

First, some taut drama!

"Oh look, we have Princess Celestia! She says all day long to be nice to ponies!"

"I'm not here to be noticed." said Celestia. To her utter relief, the crowd laughed. She then took a moment to admire her new friends, a flutter of excitement filling her face.

"Hey!" She heard a pegasus voice. "Did your dad get a good look at the Mane Six? He is really looking forward to meeting somepony, even if it's just Pinkie Pie."

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Jun
23rd
2019

Pride month? · 5:15pm Jun 23rd, 2019

OK like seriously am I crazy?

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Jun
7th
2019

"Now that Hasbro can't fire us, Equestria is gay as hell" · 1:58am Jun 7th, 2019

It's gauche to talk about unaired, leaked episodes, right? Even when it's pride month and Princess Luna like blatantly and inescapably has the pansexual pride colors painted on her face, in the right order?

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May
2nd
2019

New OTP · 11:18pm May 2nd, 2019

I 100% ship Moon Dancer with First Folio.

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