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J Carp


I'm an old sourpuss.

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  • 70 weeks
    An ominous and thrilling announcement

    It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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  • 155 weeks
    So apparently I have narcolepsy

    Seriously. I was just diagnosed with narcolepsy, like a couple of hours ago. This might explain my difficulties updating Femmefiction in anything resembling a timely manner (or, well, doing anything at all in my free time).

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    10 comments · 236 views
  • 174 weeks
    It's time once again for the greatest Christmas carol of them all

    The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

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  • 196 weeks
    Sugarcoat's the best

    I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

    8 comments · 237 views
  • 198 weeks
    ohhhhhhhhh

    Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

    15 comments · 326 views
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Sugarcoat's the best · 3:47am Jul 17th, 2020

I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

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Comments ( 8 )

Real question is second place. Lemon Zest has a great design, so I'll go with her, even if she doesn't really say much.

The only Shadowbolt that's even in competition with her is Sour Sweet, because those are the only two that really have any characterization outside of "Rainbooms but evil"

Just goes to show, I guess: if you want to be interesting, just be the opposite of Applejack.

Counterargument: Lemon Zest. Yes, she largely lived inside her headphones. That makes her one of the most sympathetic Shadowbolts by default.

That's not to say Sugarcoat isn't great. I just prefer the Pinkie counterpart. Especially when my dialogue guidelines for her are "Average out Discord and Pinkie, then remove the profanity filter." Admittedly, we're getting into headcanon there, but still.

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Your Lemon Zest is pretty much in an alternate universe where she's the best of all possible Lemon Zests. Not all Lemon Zests are like that.

Sugarcoat is the best Shadowbolt, yep.

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