That guy who writes too many AUs and fluffy fics, apparently.

Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

Soon...

Discovered ponies December 2013

I’d say don’t do drugs, kids, but I suppose if you lick them off a pony, it’s okay.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I write short little bits of words that somehow fit together into stories. Nice to meet ya!

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

Aiming for your heart: target locked!

We'll catch this dream together someday soon. We're rising like the moon.

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Not a changeling.

Caught the writing bug after falling for a show about cartoon horses. Now I want to share my work with the world!

Pretty late to the fandom, but no less eager to write.

Feel like buying me a drink? Try my Ko-fi account! Feel like helping out with rent? Check out my Patreon!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - (Patreon)

Later

Note to self: if "Plan A" doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay cool, and keep messing up.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

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