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Selbi


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Dec
31st
2020

And No Tear Will Be Shed · 11:05pm Dec 31st, 2020

First time in my life "celebrating" new year's eve in solitude. Edgy music from my early teens is playing, my back hurts, the whisky's bottle cap has gone missing and it doesn't look like I'll have to go search for it.

Or, to summarize it as a single image:

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Oct
10th
2020

Ten · 1:53am Oct 10th, 2020

Exactly ten years ago today the first episode of MLP officially aired. Two days ago I finally finished watching the show. Linkin Park re-released Hybrid Theory for its 20th anniversary.

God, I’m getting old.

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Jul
12th
2016

Meanwhile, My Haters. · 3:07pm Jul 12th, 2016

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Feb
29th
2016

Somebody Forgot to Say Something on Time and Now We Are Left with This · 10:53pm Feb 29th, 2016

So, I had another birthday, as some of you might still remember. It was a pretty fun day, and the days that followed it were even better. Friends were really nice and I had a great time.

Then somebody had a bright idea.

Wait, let me try say that properly again.

Then somebody had a "bright" idea.

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Feb
17th
2016

21-Face-Down · 11:12pm Feb 17th, 2016

It is that time of the year again, 18th February. Age went up to twenty-one. Is this really already the third consecutive blog post I made on me getting older?

What this means for me now is actually super complex and long to explain.

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May
13th
2015

Man, Being Dead Is Lame · 8:29pm May 13th, 2015

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Mar
8th
2015

Achievement Unlocked... I guess? · 12:33am Mar 8th, 2015

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10705043/1/For-Science

So, that one thing about Fluttershy growing a dick that I wrote about a year ago, got plagiarized on fanfiction.net (thanks to the guy who reported this to me, who I'm not sure wants to be named). I do not have the power to do anything about it from here, both because I don't have an account on there and also because I don't really have the time.

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Feb
22nd
2015

Last Night, Pinkie Authentically Exploded · 2:25am Feb 22nd, 2015

I don't get a lot of people doing awesome stuff like fan art, fan translations, or even readings of any of my work. So when it does happen, I'm always like a child on Christmas. The only thing I always sorta had a problem with was that the readings were a nice gesture, but in the end still pretty awkward and cringy to listen to.

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Feb
18th
2015

I Got 20 Problems · 1:46am Feb 18th, 2015

> head_equip 'tricorn_paper_hat'
> exec 'prep_dishes'
> exec 'give_cake'
> Access Denied: "The cake is a lie."
> Error: "This meme is old."
> "Get a life, fgt."
> SYSTEM HALTED.

Yep, it happened again:
Yours truly went up yet another year.

Only that things are a little different this time – I have reached 20.

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Feb
2nd
2015

What the FAQ?! · 9:48pm Feb 2nd, 2015

Unfortunately, there were almost no questions from FIMFic, which means the majority of that video is made up from YouTube comments, which are mostly about TF2 and Sonic. I still wanted to post it here for the sake of consistency. Maybe next time we can have more pony in it!

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