I Got 20 Problems · 1:46am Feb 18th, 2015
> head_equip 'tricorn_paper_hat'
> exec 'prep_dishes'
> exec 'give_cake'
> Access Denied: "The cake is a lie."
> Error: "This meme is old."
> "Get a life, fgt."
> SYSTEM HALTED.
Yep, it happened again:
Yours truly went up yet another year.
Only that things are a little different this time – I have reached 20.
No more teen-age. The majority of puberty already passed. Which kinda sucks, because I've only recently got to know My Chemical Romance, and everyone knows that band can only be legally listened to when you're hormone roller coaster girl in your mid-teens. Damn. If you catch me listening to them, don't tell anyone, or the mature police will beat all estrogen out of me.
In related news, I became an uncle on the 10th of this month. Woo!
Anyway, thanks for still sticking around with me. Let's see what the next 365 days bring! 
Happy birthday, Selbi, and congratulations on becoming an uncle.
uppy burthday lad
Hey crazy stuff today was my birth/I'm getting old day as well. Hope yours was as excellent as mine.
Happy birthday!