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Tarot Card

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.


New Story, New Me · 5:54pm Jun 17th, 2016

As you might be aware, The Sequel to The Man With Two Names has just been published. Well, the first chapter, anyways. I know that I said that I was going to try to write it all at once, but that was not a good idea. Between college, and that huge intimidating writing task, I was paralyzed by procrastination, and it suddenly became easy to avoid this daunting task in favor of other pursuits.

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State of the author: The Man With No Country · 2:22am Jul 14th, 2015

Hello all,

I'm breaking radio silence to give you updates on my latest and greatest project, The Man With No Country. Yes, this is the sequel to The Man With Two Names. Progress is slow but steady, I have a chapter by chapter / character bios and synopses prepared for my current and future editors, and as a guide for myself.

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After the fact blog post + sequel information · 4:24am Jul 2nd, 2014

I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for their readership, their comments and feedback. All the critiques, both praise and criticisms have helped me grow as a writer, to understand what works and what doesn't. I also must thank you all for your patience, especially those few who first caught onto the story when I published the first chapter two years ago.

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Update on Epilogue · 4:34am May 26th, 2014

Just a brief update for everyone, I am A.) still alive and B.) still writing the epilogue. Now that I'm settled in and have a week before my internship starts, productivity should ramp up.

I'm already 2771 words in. Process has kind of been slow going. Draft one was going pretty well until my computer deleted it (learn from my mistakes, folks. Control+Shift+S is your best friend). the second and third rewrites were duds, but number four, I have a feeling number four is the keeper.

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Maud Pie episode · 7:05am Feb 16th, 2014

New reason to get wicked pumped here.

This episode is coming out in a month. Are you guys ready for this?

You sure?
Okay, here we go

"When Pinkie Pie's sister comes to town, the girls find her much different than Pinkie described."[1]

HO LEE SHIT. Dat pinkamena diane pie backstory.
More about Pinkie's life.

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Guess my gender (aka how the readership perceives me) · 2:58am Jan 23rd, 2014

Totally random, but I realized that in all of my writing, I've never specified my gender. I thought you might be able to tell from my writing, but I noticed all of the comments address me as "sir/madam", or simply, "the author."

So readers, tell me, do you think I'm a man, or a woman, or what? Is it based off of my writing, or something else?

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PINKIE APPLE PIE EPISODE · 10:39pm Dec 30th, 2013

Can we just talk about this?

OH MY GOD that song melts my heart. Okay, I'm probably a little late in talking about this, but I'm so freaking pumped for this episode. For the few of you who don't know what's up, this is going to be the episode airing about two weeks from now. copypasted from the wiki:

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your questions: answered · 12:13am Dec 22nd, 2013

Welp, here we go

Cold Spike:

When will The Mane With Two Names end?

Well, hrmm. That invites two different answers, and I'll provide both. The storyboard calls for a total of 18 chapters, and we are on the twelfth, I believe. So six chapters left

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100 followers celebration! ask me anything · 9:36pm Dec 18th, 2013

Hay guise.

As you can see by the number next to the eyeball on my profile page, I recently broke 100 followers. I just wanted to thank all of you for you support. You guys are always helping me, whether through feedback, or just giving a gentle kick in the butt to keep on writing.

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failure to meet deadlines and HEY LOOK A DELETED SCENE · 2:49pm Nov 23rd, 2013

Hey guys,

I think that if you take anything from this experience is that I can't be trusted when it comes to deadlines. I've been working on The Man With Two Names, and I've actually made some progress. There are chapters left unwritten, and those that are written, are unedited to the point of reading like a Nanowrimo.

So I had three possible options after realizing I would be unable to finish by my self-imposed timeline
1. Seppuku.

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