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"Aragon is someone everyone should know, but also deny ever having heard of."

-- Professor Plum

"Short, dark, and handsome. [...] Has a delicious accent."

-- Swan Song

"Aragon.  You are what Hunter Thompson could have been, if he'd done less drugs and more hentai."

-- Bad Horse

"I'm pretty sure you are the abyss Nietzsche warned us about gazing into."

-- FanOfMostEverything

"You know how Douglas Adams described flying as throwing yourself as hard as you can at the ground and missing? Aragon fails up."

-- MrNumbers

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Currently Writing

Sunsettle for This: Chapter 3 is done, or maybe it isn't -- so far I have 14k words written out of an expected who the fuck knows. I want to finish the current bit of the story, so as to say, and then see how posting will go. I'm almost sure this is technically two, maybe even three chapters I'm writing in a row -- but it's the kind of thing that needs to be finished and edited at the same time before posting anything.

So yeah, let's just say I'm writing the next two chapters, and the first one is already finished. Second one is halfway done. So, this one is coming soon.

Romance Blog #7: Moment I finish the stuff detailed above, yo.

Latest Stories

  • E Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder

    One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power.  · Aragon
    18,246 words · 5,911 views  ·  895  ·  21
  • T Poets Hate Maidens

    Fluttershy is absolutely terrified. She just dreamed the perfect dream.  · Aragon
    3,967 words · 2,867 views  ·  357  ·  28
  • T Sunsettle For This

    Twilight is a hammer in want of a nail. Sunset would rather a good screw.  · Aragon
    36,936 words · 2,084 views  ·  215  ·  25
  • E The Conversion Burro: Making an Ass of Yourself

    Drinking the serum is an extremely difficult choice, but at least you know it will turn you into a pony. Right? A satire and salute to the Conversion Bureau  · Aragon
    14,325 words · 1,208 views  ·  136  ·  27
  • E Hear the Baby Laughing

    Princess Flurry Heart has been a little kidnapped. And only Shining Armor and Princess Cadance can save—roughly three quarters of—her.  · Aragon
    12,255 words · 2,355 views  ·  206  ·  19
  • E A Million Little Lights

    Tonight, Celestia will talk to Shining Armor. With just one conversation, she needs to save Equestria.  · Aragon
    2,176 words · 6,447 views  ·  881  ·  26
  • E Flip a Coin and She Smiles

    Octavia's and Vinyl's life together. You think it's simple, and I'm going to prove you're wrong. So, heads or tails?  · Aragon
    4,622 words · 3,026 views  ·  296  ·  25

    Octavia tells her friends she's dating Discord. They take it well.  · Aragon
    6,813 words · 4,647 views  ·  479  ·  43
  • T Would Bang

    When you need some advice with the ladies, you can always turn to your bros. Bros got your back, bro. A bromantic comedy.  · Aragon
    4,558 words · 4,746 views  ·  596  ·  37
  • E Fly Hard

    If there's something Daring Do hates, it's fancy Hearth's Warming parties. If there's something Daring Do loves, it's saving the world. Combine the two, watch how long she lasts.  · Aragon
    12,818 words · 1,922 views  ·  195  ·  2

Permanent Index: "It Feels Rapey" -- A Caustic Guide On How Not To Write Romance

I'm an idiot who doesn't know anything about romance. And I lost my computer for two weeks. I had nothing to do, so I took out my phone and, perhaps naïvely, I thought that reading some fanfics would be a good idea.

So I spent two weeks reading shitty romantic fanfiction over AO3.

It was the mental equivalent of feeding my balls to a baby whale.

This blog series is a chronicle of the many, many mistakes I found during those two weeks, and also a shopping list of all the ways I can tell the Internet to go fuck itself.

Part One: "It Feels Rapey" -- Three Horrible Mistakes To Avoid When Writing Romance ("Why are they in love", "That is not how humans work", and "Why are they acting like children").

Part Two: "It Still Feels Rapey" -- Common Mistakes When Writing Romance (The "Twilight Male Character" stereotype).

Part Three: "It Feels Rapier than ever" -- Another Horrible Mistake To Avoid When Writing Romance (The "Tsundere").

Part Four: "Hell is Empty" -- Another Mistake To Avoid When Writing Romance (The "Filler").

Part Five: It Feels Rapey, and it Breaks My Heart: The Greatest Mistake when Writing Romance (The "Harem Comedy", Part One).

Part Six: It Feels Rapey: Harem Comedies, or How I Hate your Waifu (The "Harem Comedy", Part Two).

Ongoing, I try to post a new one every month or so.

DONE saga! You don't need to read them in order!

  • Daring DONE! Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mom is the author of the Daring Do saga. Things escalate quickly from there. by Aragon 5,538 words · 17,651 views · 2,768 likes · 45 dislikes
  • Twilight DONE! Twilight needs to rule Equestria for a whole week. There's no way this can go wrong. by Aragon 3,873 words · 11,006 views · 1,482 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Shining DONE! The day of Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding anniversary is coming. Shining Armor, wants to give his wife a truly exceptional present, so he asks the Royal Guard of Canterlot for help. Things get very out of hoof from there. by Aragon 8,846 words · 6,396 views · 768 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Parenting is Easy, I Swear Cadance and Night Light share a pleasant conversation in a café. Everything somehow manages to get really weird, really fast. by Aragon 11,525 words · 7,152 views · 1,014 likes · 41 dislikes

Long Story Short Continuity

  • Long Story Short, Things Went Down Carrot Top discovers her coltfriend is cheating on her. Her first reaction is to kick him to next Monday, even though that can get her in jail. Good news? Her friends are going to get her out of trouble. Bad news? They're all sociopaths. by Aragon 49,934 words · 6,141 views · 819 likes · 43 dislikes
  • Sow The Wind, Reap The Whirlwind Time Turner is preparing for the most important lecture of his life. One wrong move will mess up everything. Thankfully, his friends are there to help him relax. The problem is not his friends being sociopaths, but his friends being mad at him too. by Aragon 19,095 words · 2,173 views · 299 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Fridge Horror Derpy was just trying to make a sandwich. Vinyl was there too. Now the world is ending. Really, it's all their fault. by Aragon 13,571 words · 5,086 views · 483 likes · 19 dislikes
  • A Train, on Fire, Full of Orphans Lyra Heartstrings is driving a train with no brakes, on fire, full of orphans, and she's approaching a broken bridge at terminal velocity. Well. At least things can't get worse. by Aragon 3,251 words · 3,732 views · 399 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Wine And Toothpaste Beer tastes bad, Whiskey is just horrible, and Colgate does not like drinking. This is the story of how Colgate met Berry Punch for the first time, and how she saw a bartender who was clearly a ninja. Side story to Long Story Short, Things Went Down by Aragon 4,946 words · 2,479 views · 233 likes · 1 dislikes

Stories of mine I like

  • Crime and Funishment You know what would be funny? Robbing a bank. Pinkie's pretty sure of that. Not like the others have a say in the matter anyway. by Aragon 83,383 words · 3,752 views · 463 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Anarchive Reigns The Canterlot Archive decides to create a document listing the age of every pony in Equestria. It's impossible to mess this up. The Canterlot Archive messes this up. by Aragon 4,478 words · 10,748 views · 1,312 likes · 83 dislikes
  • Today is a Good Day to Die One night, just like that, Celestia realizes she's going to die in less than twenty-four hours. by Aragon 9,126 words · 14,802 views · 1,335 likes · 44 dislikes
  • Would Bang When you need some advice with the ladies, you can always turn to your bros. Bros got your back, bro. A bromantic comedy. by Aragon 4,558 words · 4,746 views · 596 likes · 37 dislikes
  • A Hell of a Time The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family. by Aragon 4,444 words · 27,949 views · 3,307 likes · 50 dislikes

Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

Aragón: to concentrate better

MrNumbers: You should

MrNumbers: You should absolutely do that

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#90 · 2d, 15h ago · · ·

>>2421496 There's the one you wrote recently, and there's the one that you wrote one year, minus five days, before it. There's one that's 18 thousand words, and there's the one were she subtly changes Shining Armor to be a "Great Captain" rather than a "Great Zealot,"

#89 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·


Yeah, lotta people do that. You'd be surprised at just how big a number of my followers are here more for the blogs than for the stories -- although I guess it's all stuff I write, so I don't particularly mind.

I do wonder what's the other story that had a manipulative Celestia, though. As far as I remember, I've only written one story like that.

#88 · 4d, 7h ago · · ·

I'm going to follow you just so I know when you've got another "it feels rapey" blog. I've read about...2 of your stories, both involving Celestia being rather manipulative, and I liked both, but what I really like about you are those blogs.

#87 · 1w, 22h ago · · ·

I liek your pictuer

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