There was once a space, between the place of your birth and the place where you were, measured in moments of latitude and the relative movement of a distant and uncaring sun.

She still believed in the sun. The same way she still believed in gravity. It was something that was there and couldn't be escaped, but it wouldn't catch her now that she'd started to fall.

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"I wasn't really planning on landing." -- The Skyking

People disappear from the internet. Blogs are abandoned, forums fade and last posts are made. You might wonder what happened to them, but you'll never know.
That isn't the case for Richard Russell's shortlived blog. Presumably created at the bayonet point of a grader's pencil, he only made a few posts and then dropped off without ceremony.

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Krakatoa just went kraka-boom and that great lady might be setting a trend among her sisters.

I hope the first time you heard about this was from a My Little Pony fanfiction website, so you can enjoy the freely-floaty feeling.

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This is the second time that Pancho Panka has used the Leap of Faith line and the second time she has used it wrong.

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Not as dead as I had advertised.
Not as undead as one would suspect. Utter distate for the brains of others I have met. Most of them anyway.
Raising a toast, but it isn't really mine and the toast is actually grape juice.

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Today, this was posted on my user page,

metal balls
are jealous of glass cubes

with the challenge that I “think about it.”

Well, here is about two minutes worth of thinkage,

For a while, I’ve been meaning to do a couple blogs on the radical subjectivity of language. If I ever get around to doing that, this will be the practical introduction. If I don’t, then I guess this will have to suffice as enough said.

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I have been known to preach politics slightly left of the aisle (provided that said aisle is through Noam Chomsky’s living room, and why shouldn’t it be?), so I feel it only fitting that I make a confession, for I have become a Decadent.

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So, after the introduction of the Crystal Empire, I wrote a story about how the Crystal Ponies were lazy, horrible creatures that enforced their empire through whining, general uselessness and threatening not to fill the skies with Rainbow Shininess.
My headcanon has now been confirmed.

"Our stylist came down with a case of shitty excuse not to do their job."

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There are now as many blog posts about blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle as there are blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle, and now I am making a blog post about blog posts about blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle and this shit seriously needs to stop.
All of it.
Quit talking.
About anything.
No more words. Just silence.

Listen to this.

Look at this.

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Today is the day for avoiding conversation with our loved ones by giving them a bunch of video games and other consumerist crap so that they'll shut up and leave you alone while you raid the liquor cabinet. A day for disappointment and washing new socks. A day for getting drunk at the only dive bar in town that is still open tonight and telling people you're Jewish.

And sense I love you all SOOOO MUCH! I created a gift:

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