Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Scraping my way up

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

SJW Attack Survival Guide

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I used to be relevant!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.