Fear not my children, I am not dead or senile. I have been protecting your freedoms privileges from the draft dodging liberals. Just yesterday Princess Celestia sent me a letter through Glenn Becks anus (It would have come out of his mouth but it crammed full of Roger Ailes' love meat). It confirmed what I already know. O'Bama is in fact a Jew. Celestia knows these things because she's an Illuminati. But that is not the extent of the problems the American race faces. Just last week I let

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I spent the day with Rick Santorum today. After playing ding dong ditch at Wolf Blitzers house we went to Toys 'R' Us and bought some pony dolls. Rick Santorum bought the last Twilight Sparkle doll and I got Rarity and Fluttershy. I wanted to trade Fluttershy for Twilight Sparkle but he wouldn't do it because she came with a little scooter to ride on and he wanted to play with it at the Republican national convention this summer. I slap him in the face and tell him Twilight doesn't ride a damn

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