• Member Since 26th Aug, 2012
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I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.


Update · 7:02pm Apr 23rd, 2019

So, I'm sure you've been wondering what the down low on the downtime for this story. Well, I have good news. I'm working on editing the story over to try and publish it. I'm obviously not going to publish it with a big old pony theme all over it, so the edits have been time-consuming and crafting a full intro to give some of the background that pony lore gives all you lucky readers. If anyone wants to look over the intro I'm making then just comment it. In other news, I am still working on a

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Streaming · 3:47am Jan 2nd, 2019

Hey guys, just letting you know that I'm gonna start streaming here in a minute if you like Siege. Same name as here, so if you want to watch its on Twitch

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Hey you guys · 3:13am Oct 24th, 2018

Another day, and I was bitten by an idea that I couldn't ditch. My muse infected me and I just wrote a chapter in a haze of energy drinks and self-hatred like any good writer. I just sent the chapter off to Guldane, so it should be a few days until it drops, but happy days for all. Also, I have cover art now. Thank Locke_Jaw for a wonderful picture of Ragar that is now gracing my story.

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Update issues. · 3:06pm Sep 29th, 2018

So, you may be wondering about my large break. Well I was in an industrial accident recently. I'm mostly fine, but I lost about half a finger. This has been a bit of an inconvenience. I have some of my stuff written, but I can't move my left hand without breaking out into a cold sweat. So it may be a bit.

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Updates · 9:47pm Sep 5th, 2018

So update on the three chapters of various things I'm playing with.

WEN - For those who want more Luna, the next chapter focuses on her, Ragar, and a new side Character. And a reference to Cadence who will have a part in the chapter following. I hope you like plots that have no Canterlot escapades, and a much-awaited for event being completely ignored!

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Necromancy · 9:43am Jun 16th, 2018

Helloooo~ Children. I was just throwing out that right now the next chapter of the worst Equestrian Necromancer is done. It still has to pass by my lovely editor, then actually be fully edited, but it should only be a day or so. I'll probably begin the next chapter tomorrow as I have been given copious amounts of time off. Thanks for listening, following, and enjoying my foolish tales. And remember, don't feed the yao gui

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HUA Mother Buckers · 3:57pm Sep 1st, 2013

Well, it finally happened. I made it fully into the National Guard and have a 4000 dollar scholarship to my school. As a celebration I'm going on a writing binge, so expect a few double extra bonus chapters soon.

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Updates will come slowly for a while · 11:22pm Dec 17th, 2012

Hey there enterprising readers. I'm sure you've seen the title and let the holy butt-mad of the emperor flow through you, but allow me to assuage your anger. I'm entering a local writing contest, and need to focus my current energies on that, so I'll be slow on updates for a few month. I will try to slowly work out a few kinks in some chapters, but I will not be working on this site a lot. Thank you for your understanding.

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Well... shit. · 3:55am Dec 8th, 2012

I just found out the girl I've wanted to ask out for like a month started dating someone three days ago. Ah well, woulda coulda shoulda is no way to live your life. Take that as an inspirational quote for the day.

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Awesome · 11:58pm Oct 14th, 2012

Well, I missed my haircut day. If Colonel chew me out I blame my lack of haircut on my sister coming to visit Saturday. Anyways I took Sunday as a chance to write a bit. I finished proofreading a chapter of Rays of the Moon so It's up now. I also just uploaded a chapter of Blood Ravens last flight. A successful day, all in all. I don't actually know why I'm writing this, but it helps me think. Forewarning my blog might slowly morph into a journal at this rate. Nothing personal, just whatever

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