Welcome to my page! Feel free to read my stories as I publish. All comments, critiques, criticisms, contempts, compliments, curiosities, and crossiants are welcome.

I like questionable stories!

just a normal guy that likes games and adventure

The emperor is merciful, I am not.

Send me nude strawberries so that with their power I can defeat Juan Ponce de León! Also, Luna is best pony.

War, war never changes...

I'm a perfectionist that makes a lot of mistakes, that's a great combination. I will try not to vanish.

I enjoy reading.

Dark lord of the fire throne, sits alone. The keeper of wisdom and knowledge, the old one who watches and learns.

The name's King. Alexander King. I've been an mlp fan for about 3 years now. I've always been(and still am)a major fan of sci-fi and fantasy(mainly Star Wars and Lord of the Rings).

I am the dog behind the wheel.

Haltie is a good artist

my Avatar picture change

Why not

Writer in training. Holder of 1 pony icon.

roses are red, your city is gone, i am thomas, the thermonuclear bomb.

Came for ponies and memes. Stayed for the good stories and porn

Wildlife photography, lost over 2tb of photos October 2015

Pay no attention to the pony behind the curtain.

ACK ACK ACK PO NY ACK ACK ACK

art by Nootaz

I am become consumer of words... And as of 4-23-2023 (hopefully) a novice forger of stories.

Stalking you for mutual satisfaction.

I am the Great Meme Wizard, archiver of good stories and guardian of the great fanfiction library. I collect good stories and save them to my archive so that they will never be forgotten.

I like cheese... And cake. Mmm... Cheese-cake.