I'm a musician, songwriter, and erstwhile actor and improviser, with a BA in theatre and a minor in Latin. That's the short version.

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My favorite characters are Sunset Shimmer and Twilight sparkle. I like writing Anon-A-Miss stories.

A courier by trade who writes stories. Welcomes feedback and/or constructive criticism.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

God, I'm so sorry.

My book is out!

Critique of any kind is always welcome.

I'm not the greatest writer, but specialising on short and simple stories of cute ponies from MLP:FiM and G5. Just your fan from the UK.

Realities are ripped apart, and worlds torn asunder. Break the mirror, we're coming to the wonderland.(he/him) Ko-Fi

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

fuck you and fuck your eyebrows

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Whenever you feel sad, just remember somewhere in the world there's a dumb shit pushing a door that says pull.

beak enthusiast

Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

Red is my favorite color

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Forget not that I am a derp.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

If you want to make enemies, try to change something..

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Hitchin' a ride

Just a bat.

Fly, fly to the western skies, where the fog bank shifts and the danger lies...

Just here mainly to comment on and like other peoples stories. Might right a few myself because I love the show and want to give back but I am also lazy so we'll see what happens

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

~Damn Claire's is fucking expensive~