Hello, random viewer, and welcome to my page on FiMFiction! My name is Cage Black, and this is my bio!

Last edit: 11/9/2024

Now, anypony who has seen my journal entries, has most likely seen my Journal Entry #1. Well, I am about to redo that, in a post that will be available for ALL to see on my homepage!

Appearance

Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Preferred eye color: Green
Preferred hair color: Naturally black, but I might dye it a rainbow.
Gender: Male

Random Things About Personal Life

Sexuality: Bisexual (though I prefer females)
Marital status: Single. Been single for 21 years now!
Age: 21

I also have zero friends. I am incredibly lonely!
(And no, people that I only know online do NOT count!)
9/8/2024: Might reconsider this statement. ONLY MIGHT.
10/14/2024 update: If I WERE to consider some online humans friends - not saying I AM, but if I were - Here is the list of people I'd consider friends:
-Tape Deck
-Okie Brony
-Nines
Only three, but I guess that's better than none.

BTW, I may be single, and I may be lonely, but I am not looking for anyone. And probably never will, for a multitude of reasons.
Birthday: November 16th
Personality Type: INFJ-T

Some Preferences of Mine

Favorite Music Artist: NateWantsToBattle
Second Favorite Music Artist: Three Days Grace

Favorite Song: Nightmare by NateWantsToBattle
Second Favorite Song: One Hell of a Team by AmaLee and Divide Music

Favorite Album: 'Explosions' (Three Days Grace)

Favorite Show: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Second Favorite Show: Hazbin Hotel

Favorite Video Game: Five Nights at Freddy's
Second Favorite Video Game: Undertale (I still have yet to check out Deltarune)

Favorite Movie: Wreck-It Ralph
Second Favorite Movie: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Favorite Food: CHOCOLATE.

Favorite Actor: Jack Black
Second Favorite Actor: Jim Carrey

Neeeeeeerd!

Some Great TV Shows Other Than the Ones I Have Mentioned Above:

- Gravity Falls
- The Amazing Digital Circus
- Teen Titans
- iCarly
- Sonic X
- Family Guy
- Rick & Morty
- Wednesday
- We Bare Bears
- Impractical Jokers
- South Park
- Helluva Boss
- The Suite Life On Deck
-The Amazing World of Gumball
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Futurama
-Robot and Monster
-The Edge of Sleep
-The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
-Breadwinners
-Big Mouth
-Murder Drones
-The Simpsons
-Looney Tunes
-The Looney Tunes Show
-The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
-The Big Bang Theory
-Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
-Garfield & Friends
-American Dad!
-Stranger Things
-Rabbids Invasion
-Salad Fingers
-Planet Sheen
-Courage the Cowardly Dog
-The Garfield Show

Some Shows That Are On My "To Watch" Check List:

-Steven Universe
-The Owl House
-Star vs The Forces of Evil
-Drake and Josh
-The Legend of Korra
-iCarly (revival)
-Monster High
-Titans
-Regular Show
-Sword Art Online
-Happy Tree Friends
-Adventure Time
-Loki
-Death Note
-Danny Phantom
-Little Demon
-Batman: The Animated Series
-Batman Beyond
-Sonic Underground
-Invader Zim
-Gotham
-Young Justice
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-Robot Chicken
-Samurai Jack
-Demon Slayer
-RWBY
-The Batman
-Lucifer
-My Hero Academia
-Seven Deadly Sins
-Two and a Half Men
-Wanda Vision
-Flash
-Arrow
-Gotham Knights
-High School DxD
-Batman the Brave and the Bold
-Supernatural
-Assassination Classroom
-The White Lotus
-American Horror Story
-True Blood
-Unicorn: Warriors Eternal
-The Watchful Eye
-Dragon Ball
-Naruto
-The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
-Bojack Horseman
-Breaking Bad
-Archer
-One Piece
-Akame ga Kill!
-YOLO Silver Destiny
-Harley Quinn
-Fleishman Is In Trouble
-Jujutsu Kaisen
-Haikyu!!
-Ted

Video Games I Think Are Cool Other Than the Ones Aforementioned:

-Portal Series
-The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
-Slay The Princess
-Doki Doki Literature Club
-MarioKart
-Sonic the Hedgehog Series
-Super Smash Bros. Series
-Super Mario Bros. Series
-Arkham Trilogy
-The Legend of Zelda Series
-LEGO Batman Trilogy
-Bendy and the Ink Machine
-Grand Theft Auto V
-Agar.io
-Angry Birds Series
-Wii Sports
-LEGO Marvel Superheroes
-LEGO DC Super-Villains
-Cookie Clicker
-Slender Series
-Goat Simulator
-Pokemon (early games only)
-Silent Hill
-LEGO Marvel Avengers
-Exit 8
-Limbo
-Akinator
-Untitled Goose Game
-Skyrim
-Resident Evil
-I Am Bread
-Unfair Mario
-Anna
-Gotham Knights
-Let's Find Larry!
-Snake
-Pony Town
-Legends of Equestria
-The Pony Factory
-Dead Faces
-Duck Season
-That's Not My Neighbor
-Plants vs Zombies
-Suck Up!
-Pony Clicker
-A Difficult Game About Climbing
-The Joy of Creation
-Dayshift at Freddy's
-Bonnie Simulator
-Five Nights at Pinkie's

Video Games on My To Check Out List:

-Binding of Isaac
-Cult of the Lamb
-Cuphead
-Hollow Knight
-Deltarune
-Fallout Series
-Final Fantasy Series
-Bayonetta
-Petscop(?)
-Hades
-Mario: The Music Box (fan game)
-Halo Franchise
-Half-Life Series
-Injustice
-Cooking Companions
-Fire Emblem Series
-Callisto Protocol
-Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
-Overwatch
-Metal Gear Solid Franchise
-Borderlands
-Poppy Playtime
-Life is Strange
-Little Nightmares
-Earthbound
-Indigo Park
-Until Dawn
-Dead by Daylight
-Popgoes

Books!:

-Percy Jackson Series
-The Silver Eyes Trilogy
-Vampire Academy Series
-Bloodlines Series
-Harry Potter Series
-Heroes of Olympus Series
-Divergent Series
-Gravity Falls Journal 3
-Cut
-Throne of Glass Series
-Twilight Saga
-Hyperbole and a Half/Solutions and Other Problems
-Goosebumps
-Archie Sonic Comics
-Anna Dressed In Blood
-Choose Your Own Adventure
-Give Yourself Goosebumps
-The Book of Bill
-Five Nights at Freddy's: The Week Before

Books on my To Check Out List:

-Trials of Apollo
-My Little Pony G4 Comics
-Fallout Equestria
-Mortal Engines Quartet
-Fan Mail
-Haunting of Sunshine Girl
-The Frith Chronicles
-Fazbear Frights Series
-MLP FiM Elements of Harmony Official Guidebook
-Coraline
-Tales of the PizzaPlex Series
-Written in Red
-Edgar Allan Poe poems
-Carve the Mark
-Beautiful Creatures Series
-Batman Comics
-Something Dark and Holy Trilogy
-Night World Series
-MLP: The Ultimate Guidebook
-Tributaries
-His Dark Materials Series
-Harley Quinn Comics
-I Am Number Four Series
-Daring Do
-The Witch's Rebels Series
-Bendy The Lost Ones
-I'm Glad My Mom Died
-The Journal of Friendship
-The Infernal Devices Series
-Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Logbook
-Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
-The Mortal Instruments Series
-The Illusion of Living (BATIM)
-My Little Brony: An Unofficial Novel about Finding the Magic of Friendship

Please note I am a virgin, so it's mostly the IDEA of these fetishes that turn me on. I have not executed them in practice.

Fictional characters. I romanticize and sexualize a lot of fictional characters. It's also probably because I prefer fictional characters over real people most of the time. I mean, I literally have zero friends.
Anyways. There are 101 fictional characters total as of last counting. List will 100% expand. My main crushes are Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Adagio Dazzle, Pinkie Pie, Raven, Marble Pie, Harley Quinn, Mettaton EX, Octavia Melody, Roxanne Wolf, and Nightwing.

I'm starting to think I might be polyamorous.
I am 100% polyamorous, and I feel like my romantic side is only for fictional characters. Lust can go towards real people, but only so far. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE MY FETISH.
Starting to think I may have a problem.

I don't watch porn often, but when I do, I am drawn to animated gifs and still images, as most porn is very unrealistic, and a lot of it is not suited to my taste.
I occasionally (but rarely) will listen to an audio sex story, they don't really do anything for me though. HOWEVER- I do like audio porn. Just cut the visuals, let me fall asleep to a woman-or a man-moaning and whimpering, YES.

There is some music that turns me on, and you will NOT find much of it in my main music playlist. That would just be weird. The artists bludnymph, Lose2Liliana, LTX, MoxiFloxi, Doll.ia, COBRAH, ppcocaine, Cute Door, PiNKII, Lucy Loone, AMARA ctk100, girl_irl, COUCOU CHLOE, YFU Baby, REYSHA RAMI, BigKlit, QsensX, and for some reason, Taylor Swift. No, I do not know why Taylor Swift. I wish I were joking, too.

BDSM themes- Domination (I'm the sub), chains, whips, light bondage and light masochism, collar and leash. Kinky shit.

Humans are nice and all, BUUUT... Demons, vampires, cyborg/robots, aliens, anthro foxes, anthro bunnies, elves, anthro dragons, ghosts, and angels-WOOOOOO

When done right, I think the inclusion of food could be good. Whipped cream, bananas, cherries, chocolate syrup...

Sex toys. I don't own any. But I kinda want to...
Honestly I don't know what the craze for bimbos is all about with degenerates. Smart girls are WAY hotter.
Hypnosis is hot. I don't want it in any relationships, but the idea of hypnosis is hot.
Also... If you take one of my other fetishes, and slap demonic/Satanic themes and imagery on it, that would make it... Kind of hot as well.

My favorite words are fuck and faggot. Yes, I understand that last one is derogatory. I still find it hilarious. Moving on.

Things I dislike:

Pedophilia.
Rape.
Racism.
Homophobia. (But I do understand it, somewhat. After all, the word itself doesn't necessarily mean hate. It means fear.)
Sexism.
Bestiality.
War.
Unnecessary violence.
Myself. (I guess more of I don't TRUST myself)
Depression.
Loneliness
My past.
Incest.
Dolores Umbridge.
G3.
Creeps on the Internet. And you know the kind of creep I'm referring to. Fucking groomers.
Skibidi Toilet.
The UTTP.
Limp Bizkit.
The Frozen fandom (not all).
Dan "get in the van" Schneider.
The majority of The Loud House fandom.
ToonKriticY2K.
Cancel Culture.
Ian Watkins. Just straight up FUCK Ian Watkins.
Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon.

Coping Mechanisms:

Music.
Hugs.
Animals.
My comfort characters (Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer).
Watching MLP: FiM.
Chatting with a friend (or really close acquaintance). TOO BAD THAT CAN'T HAPPEN-

Phobias:

Autophobia (fear of self)
Enochlophobia (fear of large crowds)
Pedophobia (fear of kids)

Likes:

Other than the ones mentioned above?
Sleeping.
Showering.
Dark humor (which includes racist and homophobic humor, as well. Sorry! And a lot of self-deprecating humor...)

YouTube Channels:

- Markiplier
- LittleshyFiM
- The Game Theorists
- PeanutButterGamer
- Star Strike
- Kwite
- Ryan George
- Pitch Meeting
- GatorGoatJohnny
- Stormister
- Nightcove_theFox
- QuantumHippologist
- DEATH BATTLE!
- Pinkie303
- StormXF3
- FootofaFerret
- JaidenAnimations
- joshscorcher
- FOB Equestria
- Stardust 42
- Sawtooth Waves
- Jacksepticeye
- FoxAkimbo
- Quinton Reviews
- Quinton Re2s
- Man Carrying Thing
- Spaceman Scott
- Dual Process Theory
- The Food Theorists
- banquo0
- The Film Theorists
- ForgaLorga
- AgrolChannel
- Cxcd
- Piemations
- RyeToast
- Visual Venture
- Black Gryph0n
- The Theorizer
- Izzzyzzz
- penguinz0
- EmKay
- LS Mark
- Turkey Tom
- Peebs
- Mathew McKenna
- Broniest React
- JoBlo Originals
- Jake Weddle
- CiblesGD
- LegalEagle
- The Wild Card
- GTLive
- Psych2Go
- MV
- davee MLP
- Lancer
- Mullet Mike
- ILoveKimPossibleAlot
- Applegeek
- Jablinski Games
- Bofang Chang
- Jordan Persegati
- Tridashie
- Blurain
- TheLostNarrator
- ID’s Fantasy
- Rock Feed
- Lightning Bliss
- AI Shenanigans
- CinemaSins
- Random Encounters
- Studio Cinemagic
- Lerovun
- MLP-Silver-Quill
- Saverino
- Nik Nocturnal
- Dawko
- DWK
- Darzii
- Eff Minus
- Dane Boe
- FuhNaff
- SomeOrdinaryGamers
- Elise Ecklund
- CinemaWins
- StarlyCookie
- Jennette McCurdy
- The Style Theorists
- finnthepony
- DRWolf001
- Absolute Unit
- WatchMojo.com
- Vannamelon
- TomDark
- Eff Minus 2
- GoldenFox Pictures
- MsMojo
- Deleted Brony Video Archive
- Ashley's Pony Stable
- WatchPony
- In Memoriam
- Top Brony Music
- Cam Michael
- Magpiepony
- GLITCH
- Vivziepop
- Don't Hug me I’m Scared
- David Firth

Favorite number: 1443

Politics: Not affiliated with any parties. They all suck to varying degrees, with the leading two party candidates being the only viable options, as they are the only two we ever hear about.
In short, I just vote for the lesser of two evils, unless the leading third party candidate is better.

#BernieWasRobbed in the 2016 election.

Podcasts:
-Distractible
-Friendship is Content
-The Edge of Sleep
-Out of Our Manes
-Does Impractical Jokers: Dinner Part count?

My Music Playlists:

907.7 The Cage (Main playlist)
907.6 The Back-Up (It seems the maximum amount of songs is 11,000)
Emotions #1: Broken
Emotions #2: Horny
Emotions #3: Humor
Emotions #4: Romance
Classic Cage Tracks (These are songs that I have had in my life for at least 10 years or more)
My Songs (These songs are what I would consider to be my favorites of all time... or they just fit my personality)
My Favorite Music Artists (1-10)
My Favorite Music Artists (11-20)
Dark Desires
MLP Songs That BOP
Halloween Playlist
Christmas Playlist
ASMR (Yes. I listen to some ASMR. Judge me all you want.)
Running Playlist

My Favorite Story exclusive to FiMFiction (So far):
Gloomy Sunday

[Adult story embed hidden]

I don't know. I really love Sunset Shimmer, because... I feel like I can really relate to her. And this story especially. Yes, this took down WTEtG.

My Favorite Albums:

(In no particular order, but my favorite is first:)
-Three Days Grace - Explosions
-RE:MAKE - Elements
-Three Days Grace - One-X
-Three Days Grace - Human
-NateWantsToBattle - Five Nights at Freddy's (Ultimate Collection)
-NateWantsToBattle - Scrap Heap
-NateWantsToBattle - Paid in Exposure
-NateWantsToBattle - Mangled
-Andrew Stein - Overcome
-NateWantsToBattle - Sandcastle Kingdoms

And now you know who the fuck is Cage Black!

Three more things:
Best pony: Sunset Shimmer
Best Mane Six: Twilight Sparkle
Best background pony: DJ PON-3

Rainbow Factory (AuroraDawn)
Debt to Society (mushroompone)
Something Sweet to Bite (Knackerman)
The Cough (Ebon Mane)
Gloomy Sunday (Nobodyslament)
An Apple Sleep Experiment (Magpiepony)
What They Expect to Give (Nines)
We Can't All Be Friends (Awesomo3000)
i (PseudoBob Delightus)
What They Hope to Find (Nines)
Of Cupcakes and Rainbows (Cyron757)
The Pink I Live In (PseudoBob Delightus)
Why I stopped watching My Little Pony (Opium4TmassS)
The First Step (Slateblu1)
Dawn or Yawn? (Awesomo3000)
Not So Quiet Mountain Town. (overlord-flinx)
Reformed Without Consent (RainbowBob)
Sunnyside Up (TittySparkles)
You'll Need This (Awesomo3000)
Diary of a Silent Tyrant (xjuggernaughtx)
Butterflies (adcoon)
Rocket to Insanity (Immolation)
Discord Underground Talk Radio (Ironskull)
"Applejack, I'm gonna fuck your apples." (Majin Syeekoh))
Sensational Scritches (Holy)
Clop Clop! (ThatOneWriter)
The Friendship Test (Magpiepony)
Discord meets Discord and Discord (Fizzy Orange)
Your Name Across The Multiverse (DATONETWIxDASHFAN)
What Are You (Awesomo3000)
Inhuman Impulses (Some Leech)
Pinkie Pie Gets a Tentacle Parasite (toonbat)
Burnt Lemonade (6-D Pegasus)
I'M TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! (Awesomo3000)
Villains on the Road (Tailbiter231)
Joe Biden's Secret Weapon (Buck Swisher)
Lil Miss Rarity (Lil Miss Jay)
the Equestria dialouges (Paradise Oasis)

Haven't Read:

Another Apple Sleep Experiment (Magpiepony)
The Never-Was and Wouldn't-Be (Obselescene)
Cupcakes, Cats, and Quantum Mechanics (Nines)
A Twilight Sparkle Story (Obselescene)
Night Boat to Somnambula (Awesomo3000)
Slipping Through My Hooves (Awesomo3000)
Rinse and Repeat (Awesomo3000)
Rise and Fall of Dark Rise: Toe Origin of the Headless Horse (Galrion)
Stolen Childhood (MistyShadowz)
Not a Prank (Serenity Darkmoon Raven)
Proof of Concept (The Cloptimist)
Colors (Slateblu1)
The Sirens' Call (BrawnyBold)
One Last Song (Phoenix Heart 27)
With Love (Phoenix Heart 27)
Night Art (Phoenix Heart 27)
Lilies of the Valley (Lucky Seven)
Anthropology (JasonTheHuman)
Welcome to the Show (DWK)
It takes a while (BittyBug)
Running Out Of Air (I-A-M)
Night Of Faded Sun Soufriere
Sasha (Soufriere)
Highs and Lows (Soufriere)
I can't move. (sykko)
Shimmering Vectors (SuperSaiyanDiclonius)
If I scratch your back... (PurpleThumb)
Sunset's Gift (Harms Way)
Silent Ponyville (SamRose)
Crumbling (Ebon Mane)
The Door (Ebon Mane)
Past Sins (Pen Stroke)
Pegasus Device (AuroraDawn)
Pegasus Device: Reckoning (AuroraDawn)
Rainbow's Factory (AuroraDawn)
Goodnight, My Angel (KonaPona)
What About Twilight? (alarajrogers)
The Headless Horse (GhostQuill)
The Storm King Hates Cuteness (Tailbiter231)
Porcelin (Opium4TmassS)
Gone (Charles Spratt)
Nightmare and Shadow (Tailbiter231)
There Are Many Gravities (shortskirtsandexplosions)
Diary of a Pliant Tyrant (xjuggernaughtx)
Sometimes Pickup Lines Do Work (HarmonyRapids)
Endgame (Tailbiter231)
Figments (Obselescene)
Applejack is Rarity and Rarity is Applejack (Tailbiter231)
Bred to Hate (WainbowHedgie)
Flutterschmooze (Opium4TmassS)
Stereotypical Side Stories (JinxTJL)
Everyone goes to Equestria when they die (Opium4TmassS)
The Stereotypical Drafts (JinxTJL)
Check in One (JinxTJL)
Of Time Before The Stars (JinxTJL)
The Stereotypical Necromancer (JinxTJL)
I'm Real (JinxTJL)
In Birdsong (themoontonite)
Wear Flowers in Your Mane (jkbrony)
Hearts and Hooves Day: Renewal (Chrome Masquerade)
Glutton Inc. (Opium4TmassS)
Do Humans Get Wingboners? (DrakeyC)
Life isn't done with you (Kibat Grenbuku)
Moonlit Comforts (Nines)
Order Chaos, Chaos Ordered! (NotARealPonydotcom)
Glamrock Takes Equestria! (Kibat Grenbuku)
Rainbow Dash Learns the Truth (Chrome Masquerade)
On The Edge (Roxxi)
All The Little Rings (Nines)
Sunset Shimmer Doesn't Want to Play Tag (Nines)
A Final Sunset? (Rose1453)
Discord's Day (SpinelStride)
My Life as a 'Net Pon (Chrome Masquerade)
Fallout: Equestria (Kkat)
Is It Even Worth It? (sunbuttsparkle)
Sunsetting (Solstice Shimmer)
Sunset Shimmer Makes a Sandwich (Admiral Biscuit)
Just For Popularity (RadiantBeam)
You Can't Always Get What You Want (bookplayer)
Bedtime Stories (Holy)
Red Satin Sheets (Holy)
Initiation Day (Holy)
Subject of Desire (Holy)
Cooling Down (Holy)
Rainbow Dash Sells her Soul to Satan (Holy)
Sunshine and Whiskey (Holy)
Sexually Frustrated (Holy)
My Best Friend (Holy)
Her Sweet Melody (Holy)
A Private Dance (Holy)
The Haunting of Canterlot High (Holy)
Starting from Scratch (Holy)
A Spring Shower's Sunset (Holy)
The Big One (Holy)
The Demon Queen's Reluctant Return (Holy)
Hay is for Horses (Holy)
Friends in Low Places (Holy)
The Last Page (Holy)
Boss Stage (Holy)
One Last Sunset (Holy)
Stay a Little Longer (Holy)
Some Other Time (Holy)
Friends are Useless (Holy)
Some Mistakes Are Forever (Holy)
Warm Colors (Holy)
Odd One Out (Holy)
Sunset's Newest Book (Lighttone GryphonStar)
Recasted (The Fiery Joker)
Making the Sun Shine (The Fiery Joker)
A Talk With A Bully (Artist)
✧⁠☆𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼⁠?̷☆✧ (Starflame_Sparks)
The Numbers Don't Lie (shortskirtsandexplosions)
I Want to Fuck You (Sex Sex Sex) (Booples)
Sunset Shimmer gives you a Valentine's Day card (sykko)
Sunset Shimmer and Discord Go Back to the Future (Oroboro)
Too Much? (Azure129)
Eerie Lantern and the Not-So-Dead Haunting (Nines)
Yule Be Dazzled! AKA Snow Wonder Pinkie is the Hero! AKA AKA Sonata's Ice-ronic Showdown! (Nines)
The Gift of Peace (Spyder27)
Blood of the CHIMERA (discordjediknight)
Equestria Girls - The Tale of Two Sunsets (HumanSunset63)
The Setting of Two Suns (LZjian79)
Hinterlands (Rambling Writer)
Triptych (Estee)
This Story Did Not Explode (PseudoBob Delightus)