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Oh Luna what have I done?!
What happens when the famous dead comedian tries to narrate the beginning of a typical slice-of-life story?
Hilarity and a flabbergasted elementary school teacher of course!
A short little one-shot that I thought up after a good amount of sleep deprivation.
Rated Teen for strong language.
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George Carlin in Equestria?
About time! 
What evil is this!? In to the deepest bottom of hell with you....and I shall join you once I have read this and faved it
sunn
Not a good way to start
1588497 Fixed
Let me know if there are any other grammer/spelling errors on this mess
My sides hurt from laughing so hard!
Where the fuck is Chapter Two?
1588507 The stories must have the state of being checked to this regard before the decision of publishing
I could NOT stop laughing at the beginning of this thing. Great job!
And there read it and faved. A few minor errors could be seen but nothing major as far I could see from the text but what do I know since english isn't my first language.
1588516 Sorry, this is a one chapter thing I'm doing
Although I love the idea of having vulgar stand-up comedians in Equestria, so I might give Bill Hicks or Doug Stanhope a go
1588583 Two words, my friend. Jeff. Dunham.
Good stuff, although it needs an editing to fix the spelling.
Oh god yes! All of my yes!
You really captured him. I couldn't help but hear his voice.
This is the best thing in the history of best things
1588727 Thanks!
I read it in his voice, just to get some of his grumpy-old-fuck attitude down as best I could.
Oh how could I not favorite this? Bravo.
1588821 I wish I knew what he was talking about
transcribed captions were hilarious, but didn't help one bit
so I looked in the comments and they were all in Russian
1588890 No, I will NOT suck your dick.
In b4 feature?
Fuck me sideways, I don't think you could insult someone like George Carlin more than putting them in a pony fan-fiction. As I can imagine him putting it: We're over exuberant child adults with weird pony fetishes.
...But I thought it was great, as far as condescending asshole comedians go in MLP, that I have a personal admiration for.
hahaha "stupid technicolor ponies" that line just made my day
I'm surprised that this was actually written really close to Mr. Carlin's actual speech patterns and mannerisms. Yeah, Equestria kinda sucks if you're a stand up comedian: with all the peace and free healthcare and no pollution.
1589331 And no businessmen smoking big brown dicks!
Actually there may be a few of those in Equestria . . .
Oh it hurts to breathe! I couldn't stop laughing and I was trying to eat. I must have almost choked to death four times reading this. Oh god that was funny, MAKE MORE!
Having read Mr. Carlin's book Napalm and Silly Putty, I can safely say you captured his voice perfectly.
So Carlin really go to hell after death.
Thumbs up due to Carlin-related awesome.
THIS WAS GLORIOUS! I haven't laughed this hard since I first discovered George Carlin. Thank you, sir.
Hot damn, this was funny!
And accurately portray's the late Comedian, who seems to be suffering punishment for his sins... By being trapped in a world populated by technicolor Ponies.
You'd think Carlin would be more used to narrating for weird talking things after all those years of narrating "Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends".
1590265 Reading a silly story on earth is one thing
Reading a silly story about 'stupid technicolor ponies' in a world where you're surrounded by these 'stupid technicolor ponies' is a whole different matter
Somewhere, down in hell, George Carlin is screaming up at you for writing this hilarious fanfiction about him in a world filled with technicolored ponies :D.
George Carlin is smiling up at you from Hell!
This is too damn hilarious. Laughed my head off when he called RD "Rainbow Bitch"
Oh god, I could hear him saying every word. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
Shit, let's get Mitch Hedburg up in this.
1591088 Heard of him but never really saw his routines
so it might take a while to do a fanfic on him and do it right.
I almost died laughing
1591098
...OMG GEORGE CARLIN !!
George Carlin we miss you so much
I found my favorite part from Complaints and Grievances
My favorite philosopher takes a trip to Equestria? Damn you, job! Why must you keep me from my pony
fixfics?Cupcakes reference FTW!
LOL
Oh gods, George must be laughing his ass off where ever he is!
Please give more fics like this. :)
1629912 I'm taking a bit of a break from comedy fanfic, but I WILL come back todoing another fic like this
Maybe I'll even bring back George and have him read a story to the classroom
This made me chuckle a bit. For this, you get a thumbs up.
Good job with this fic, my friend.
OMG I DIED!
I never laughed so hard in my life.
this has to be one of the best fics I read in a while
1588507
Now... Let's collaborate and make George Carlin visits Sombra, who is currently a maid.
He could always rant about how annoyingly "perfect" things are.
Those five people who disliked this story? Fuck 'em, and have my thumb for bringing me to tears of laughter.