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Princess Luna and Derpy Hooves are best of friends and share a love of gaming. They play, they own, and they dominate in the online gaming world. They're just freakin' awesome alright? Gaming is what brought these two together as friends but as time goes on (and Princess Celestia's antics) will this love of gaming bring them something more than they expected? Will they become More than Gamers?

Wrote this while I was blasted and drunk so if you hate it... I don't blame you at all. It's going to be a chapter fic so yeah, deal with it.

Based off the Ask Princess Molestia tumblr but a bit more tame... I think?

Rated T for alcohol, minor language, and a whole lot of sexual themes and what not. C'mon, if it's based off a Princess Molestia tumblr and you really don't expect sexual shit, then you need to be sent to the moon.

Chapters (22)
Comments ( 1343 )

I will favorite this, and tomorrow I WILL read it, but I can't afford to die of sleep loss before reading more ponies, so, first I will rest, then on to story! :rainbowdetermined2:

Oh, and first.

I like this it's funny and cute and smexy

Auto-favorite and upvote. Don't ask questions, and take my moustatches.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Princess Molestia approve :trollestia:

I have to say, I had to laugh at your portrayal of our dear Princess Molestia. Her dialogue and brazen behaviour was spot on, just as hilarious as the actual tumblr.

I loved the description of Luna's gaming rig. I laughed heartily at the mention of her screen's size. I wonder, what's the resolution on that bastard? We may never know... within the next couple of years, at least.

The whole part of "missing controllers" was an excellent way to kick off the story. Nothing like a mystery to get the ball rolling, and my, did that ball get rolling! I love how you described Luna's flitting about the castle, and most especially her theft of Celestia's near and dear porn flicks. I was kind of sad to see that it only got the usual Molestia joke rather that the potentially more mortifying Derpy Discovery, but ah well, let's see how this develops.

I’m just kidding Luna. I wouldn’t do my own sister... though you are growing to be one attractive mare. Maybe one day you might have a plot as good looking as mine. I loved how she said that XD

“Luna, the only thing I’ve taken is some stallion’s virginity today,” she said with almost a proud tone in her voice.

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"What?"

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Dat face explains it all.

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Sorry, I guess I'm used to Celestia being in character for the last few stories. Forgot I'm dealing with Molestia. Pretty tame for her.

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Yes, most tame... let's change that!:pinkiecrazy:

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But all insanity aside, this is pretty good so far. I hope our friend Derpy/Ditsy/Sunshine/Bubbles is good too. I'm hoping you keep her kind of Ditsy and not so... so...

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Yeah! Not so Ed!

Is this the Ask Princess Molestia Tumblr universe?

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No, to be honest, I never liked her like that. I hate when people display her as a complete and utter ditz with no clue what she's doing.:trixieshiftright:

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Yes, it's in the description above.:ajsmug:

:fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry: poor stallion he never had a chance

I like this story and you shall recieve a like and a follow but on a personal note, I dont like how you did Celestia in this story, apart from that great so far.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png

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If I may ask, what about her character you take displeasure with my good sir/madame?

1193156 Well I thought the Mr. would give it away, basically I like the prank side (that's also hinted in the show) but I don't like the sexual predator side, it doesn't her, the only time its ever really work is in the moslestia story, you see you have to look at at this perspective, she is 1000 years old, it doesn't matter if she middle age or or old or still young for her life span she wouldn't have gotten every single sexual inhibition out of her system at this point, personally I would never want to live that long and she's a kind, motherly and michevous character who also might be keeping a secret or two.
Thats always how I've written her but its your story of course, I hope I wasn't to harsh when writing this dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png , anyway thats just my opinoin, were all entitled to it, honestly though did either of the two people who disliked your story comment why? I have a story I'm writing that has 25 likes but 6 dislikes and no one who disliked it said why, how the fuck I'm I going to get better if they dont say why?
Anyway I'm rambling so I'll say I look forward to the next chapter.

-Mr. Carnage

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I have seen many Mr in names but then later to realize they were no Mr at all, so just trying to cover my ass on that part. Anyways, you weren't harsh or none the sort, I actually appreciate people's thoughts and opinions as long as they have a reason, not just trying to rage. Now for Celestia's character, this story takes place in the world of the tumblr Ask Princess Molestia and Gamer Luna, so this is why she is the way she is. So I understand where your coming from with her character and any other story I would agree with you, but in this one she is a going to be kind of creepy but it's pretty tame compared to the tumblr.

Now for the dislikes... I wish they would tell me so I can learn but yet I somehow feel it was disliked for the sole reason that Princess Celestia is based off of Princess Molestia, and didn't really look at the content of the chapter as a whole... oh well what can you do?:derpytongue2:

1193227 Okay now it makes sense, I think I get dislikes for a few grammar problems and the characters name.

A story based off Princess Molestia tumblr? That fact made me want to read this much, much more. It has a great start, and I'll certainly be tracking this! :raritywink:

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Celestia! Stop taking your sister's things, it's not nice.:eeyup:
~ Timid

Dayum Cely, you get some! :rainbowwild:
~ Scare

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Oh, Gamer Luna. You KNOW PS3 is obviously superior to XBox 360.
Oh well. I'll tag along.
Here's how Derpy and Luna's evening goes!

Gamer Luna knows which system is better (360>PS3).:raritywink:

More Please.:scootangel:

Having paged through every Ask Princess Molestia post from the beginning, I can genuinely say I was waiting for this fic. Keep typing!

I wouldn't dare try stopping you. So far, you're doing a good job. Keep the Muffin Train Rolling!

I love it so much please update more :moustache:

This is really good. Keep going.

Is it bad that I read this for the Lols?

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I would like to see anyone try:pinkiecrazy:

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I'm gonna try. College and life, you know how it goes.:twilightsheepish:

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Have all the Lol's you want.:rainbowwild:

woo hoo smack some bitches indeed

This is goddamn hilarious!!!
Keep at it!:twilightsmile:

Her ‘Tower of Power’ was plugged in and ready to go.

The only tower of power I trust is the mighty Sega Genesis/Megadrive
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I'm kinda hoping the subplot to this ongoing is Celestia's increasingly desperate attempts to get Twilight to realize she's being hit on.

hoh gahd derpy. y u so cute!:derpytongue2:

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Screw that, NES or SNES all the way.

1259788 Blame Google. I typed in the phrase and found that pic.

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I have to ask does that even turn on?

“ You left the door unlocked again and I was a bit busy Luna. Today was initiation day for the incoming guards so I had to give them their proper initiation of course. What kind of ruler would I be if I didn’t perform my duties?”

As I Read That...I Just Remembered A Scene From Inside the Princesses' Royal Chambers by BronifiedMind

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No idea, but it's an impressive sight.

1265269 Turning on is one thing, the real question is "Can it play a game?"

I'm going to take a wild guess as to which game they'll be playing on that night:thegamerscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/black-ops-2-logo.jpg :twilightsheepish:

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