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Biker_Dash


The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.


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After she is sent a story from Best of Craigslist, Luna decides to play a prank on her dear sister, with some disgustingly hilarious results.

Rated teen for language, potty (literally) humor and generally overall tastelessness.

Based on the BoCL posting DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 72 )

I'm still not sure what I just read, but I loved it :rainbowlaugh:

First! Yes. I almost fell out of the chair at work while reading this. Well done!!!:rainbowlaugh:

An incredibly vague concept to base your story on, don't you think?:applejackunsure:

Oh, Celestia, I know the feeling (and I get it without fat free pringles).

Either way, epically hilarious.

Edit: Plenty of typos, though. You may want to go back through and fix those up.

1443601glad you enjoyed it!

1443670lol should I have added a warning to prevent worktime hilarity? Lol

1443675maybe... but I was inspired lol

1443688considerin I wrote this from my droid phone, a few typos don't concern me too much lol (once I have my laptop back, I shall edit out any and all typos)

Thank you everyone for the positive reviews!!!

Wonderful story, Biker, just great, funny, and etc.:rainbowlaugh:

1453589
Thank you. I'm glad that you've enjoyed the tale ^_^

1460866 glad that you enjoyed the story, and thank you for faving it and giving it athumbs up!:twilightsmile:

A FANFIC THAT MENTIONS ME

ME

MEEEEEEE

*upvoted and favorited*

1473015 Well, since that kid keeps spoiling your fun, how about I make her a guest star in the next cupcakes story? :raritywink:

Thanks for the upvote and fav!

'By now, the pressure within the royal sphincter was getting pretty intense.'

And people said 'Cellar Door' was the most beautiful combination of words in the English Language... How wrong they were... :rainbowlaugh:

1488168 I have no clue where I come up with half the shit I do lol but I suspect George Carlin could have influenced some of the alliterations:trollestia:

Well, that was... different.

Also, what do ponies put BBQ sauce on anyway?

1493514:rainbowhuh: yeah... neve thought about that... maybe on Pinkie's cupcakes?

no luna not no

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY HILARIOUS

1833315 thank you i really appreciate your kindness

1833341 Your welcome, and I appreciate that you found and read my story :pinkiehappy:

1833434

Basically. Any kid's shows in mind when you put her there?

1833443 You refer to the banishment?
Telletubbies, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, and Dora The Explorer

(I thought about throwing Spongebob into the mix, but I remembered A ruling back in 901AB where Celestia had outlawed cruel and unusual punishment, and I was pushing my luck legally with the Telletubbies.

Then again, Celestia WRITES the buckin laws, lol, so if she wanted to.... poor Luna would have to be kissing Patrick all throughout this 2nd banishment!

1833468

Well, Teletubbies alone would snap me into an uncontrollable, unstoppable insanity. Combine that with Barney and Dora, and you're neck-deep in a hellpit. Spongebob would make you irrevocably insane, with no hope of escape.

And now I've confused myself, holy crap.

1833476 well, considering the prank Luna pulled on Celestia.... Yeah, Luna got off lucky not being shipped with the Squarepants crew :trixieshiftright:

1833487

Very

But I would've expected that coming from Tia Celestia :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

1833493 True....

Hmmm.... possible idea... Ponies racing tuner cars!
(ok, I am VERY random and watching Initial D right now lol)

1833525

Oh my God do it.

I'm reading 3 fics at the same time and being an idiot with my mind, so I SAY DO IT:scootangel:

1833539 Ah... a fan of Japanese anime as well? (from your enthusiastic response to my post here)

1833542

Depends on the anime, but yes, for the most part, anime is awesome.

1833547 My favorite shows are:
Initial D
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Samurai 7
Death Note
Appleseed
Ghost in the Shell
Excel Saga

1833566

Death Note
Naruto
Hetalia; Axis Powers

and I haven't seen many others, so yeah...

1833587 You can watch Initial D right on Youtube... if you need, I could send a link. You prefer subbed or dubbed?

1833622

Nah, I'm finishing up a fic chapter, then another story, and then I have to prep for tomorrow. Carpet cleaners are coming, so I have to move tables :applecry: I wouldn't have time.

1833634 Damn... carpet cleaning costs a hell of a lot. Gonna take a chunk out of your Platnium card :pinkiesad2:

1833658

I'm still living with Mom, so it's not all bad.

1833678 EPIC! Make HER pay for the carpet cleaning! :rainbowwild:

1833718
*POOMPH*

:rainbowderp:

Damn... this always happens when watch racing...

:twilightoops: Well, Luna...............It was nice knowin' ya.........

Okay that was good. You had my ass laughing the entire time. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Holy shit, this is glorious!

2121917 Very pleased that you enjoyed this one. :twilightsmile:

Da hell did I just read...lol I did not knew this...funny as hell

2122057 I am a riffer, and this MUST be riffed. I will link you when I have done it.

2588695 Very pleased that you're enjoying this :twilightsmile:

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