• Member Since 29th Mar, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 24th, 2020

Good Christian Ethesto

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.


The ever-curious Twilight Sparkle visits your home, eager to learn about all the unique, magical devices you have inside.

I decided to write in second-person for a change.

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Comments ( 33 )

Praise the glorious return of Ethesto!

I always wanted someone to write a microwaving fetish. I always had a feeling it would be you.

It's fate.

What would happen if you put pinkie pie in a microwave?

You are a sick, twisted individual, and the heights of your sadism is exceeded only by the depths of your depravity.

Thumbs up.

Don't count your Ethestos 'til they hatch!

Most emphatically needs a Gore tag, if it doesn't have one already... :pinkiesick:

There was absolutely no gore, so I don't see where you're coming from here.

5144151 No gore?! Come on, Twilight exploded! How can you say that isn't gory?! :fluttercry:

Tiny magic horses are made out of marshmallows. Next you're gonna want to put a 'gore tag' on smores. That's just unamerican right there...

5144159 Well, Ok, if that's your headcanon, that's fine, but I still don't appreciate co-Best Pony being killed like that. :raritydespair:

I don't think you have room to complain. After all, it was YOU who killed her.


You got up off the floor after a few moments, your ears still ringing. Or perhaps that was the fire alarm. The kitchen was a mess. Pieces of microwave and Twilight littered the floor. And walls. And ceiling.

PIECES OF TWILLIGHT LITTERED THE FLOOR <= This is not gore #Sarcasm is obvious#
Yeah :pinkiesick: ....I leave it at that

ps. couldnt turn off bold for some reason

Light is made from photons. I think I told you that before, but you don't listen because you are a rebel.

Beatiful. I really liked the part where Twilight ignited.

This was my first out of hopefully many pony-in-a-microwave stories.:scootangel:

Everybody knows light is made out of molecules!

I wouldn't consider the implication that the kitchen was a bloody mess requiring of a gore tag, much like the implication that two characters had sex shouldn't require a sex tag. All the details are left to your mind. These are cartoon characters, you could imagine it however you want.
Had I not intentionally avoided going into detail on Twilight's bursting into flames and then exploding, I would have added a gore tag for the special little flowers who are so adverse to anything not politically correct. As it stands, though, I feel that would be counterproductive.

5144740 Fair enough you have a point

...but still :pinkiesick:

To the guy in the story...

You rotten son of a bitch.

Technically I'm only the guy who skimmed through it and read the last parts in horror.

If you only read the end, that's even worse. That means you skipped the motivation and just committed random violence on a guest in your house. You make me sick.

All right, I lied about skipping. So MAYBE I happened to actually READ the whole thing to see what it was leading up to. The chapter's title was intriguing, Okay?

And once again I quote the great Dan Castellaneta:


He's the guy who does the voice of Homer Simpson.

How does this not have a dark tag? :rainbowhuh:

You terrible wonderful person. I can't decide if this deserves a downvote or an upvote, and I can't give both.

I wish I could both upvote and downvote all my stories too :<

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