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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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When a group of Titanfallers are summoned to Equestria, their unique skills will come in handy with helping the locals with their problems. After all, there doesn't exist a problem that guns can't fix.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 72 )

I'm pretty sure guns can't fix infertility. That said, shooting a large enough firearm can cure impotence :rainbowlaugh:

Soldiers very brave and doesnt afraid of anything!1

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Ah, but they can cure overpopulation!

This is on par with the writing quality of gooby pls. I like it.

How do we get across the river? :derpyderp1:
Use a gun. :pinkiesmile:
How does that make sense? :derpyderp2:
Simple, go threaten a contractor and a construction team with your gun. They'll build us a bridge. :pinkiehappy:
But they could sabotage it! :pinkiegasp:
Nonsense. They walk with us, at gunpoint. :pinkiecrazy:

"there doesn't exist a problem that guns can't fix"
well there is one, GUN MAINTENANCE.

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They're great for those hard-to-riffle areas.

Grenades DO count as guns! Take that, mom!

you killed fluttershy

"RAGE":flutterrage:

(5 minutes later)

(in corner of room crying like a child and keep saying "why fluttershy why?")

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You can have some Fluttershy bits if you want. *hands over tuppleware container containing cubed chunks of her butchered carcass*

5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson confirmed for Arnold

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Then suddenly every character is a lobster man. The end.
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Congrapesticlates!

NNNEEEEEEEEDDDSSS MMMMOOOOOOORRREEE GGUUUUUUUNNNSS!!!

This story is really riffling my jims
Bretty gud

I want to cum inside Bonnie Tyler

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I want to cum inside of you while you cum inside of Bonnie Tyler.

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Are you Shrek?
If not, then no. I'm saving myself for him.

How did u git so good at write? Wery good fanfic I like really guns and I like snipper and shot gun so I enjoy this masterpiece a very lot.

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Lots of practice and lots of skill, of course!

Yes. This story is just.....YES!

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