When a group of Titanfallers are summoned to Equestria, their unique skills will come in handy with helping the locals with their problems. After all, there doesn't exist a problem that guns can't fix.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
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I'm pretty sure guns can't fix infertility. That said, shooting a large enough firearm can cure impotence
Bravo
just
bravo
Absurutrey pelfecht Engrish.
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I'm a writing legend.
Soldiers very brave and doesnt afraid of anything!1
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Ah, but they can cure overpopulation!
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Careful about them edges bro.
This is on par with the writing quality of gooby pls. I like it.
Bloody beautiful. 54/10.
How do we get across the river?
Use a gun.
How does that make sense?
Simple, go threaten a contractor and a construction team with your gun. They'll build us a bridge.
But they could sabotage it!
Nonsense. They walk with us, at gunpoint.
"there doesn't exist a problem that guns can't fix"
well there is one, GUN MAINTENANCE.
Say it with me TITANFALL
I need an assault riffler
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They're great for those hard-to-riffle areas.
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Grenades DO count as guns! Take that, mom!
Well, that was a thing.
This is great.
That was gunneriffic.
you killed fluttershy
"RAGE"
(5 minutes later)
(in corner of room crying like a child and keep saying "why fluttershy why?")
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You can have some Fluttershy bits if you want. *hands over tuppleware container containing cubed chunks of her butchered carcass*
5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson confirmed for Arnold
4144424 oh shit, pents incoming
4144428 gonna keep going to get the get
4144430 I must lie in wait for the next few posts
4144432 almost there...
4144435 come on come on...
4144441 yes it's happening!
4144442 yes!
4144443 yes!
4144444 PENTS CZECH 'EM
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Then suddenly every character is a lobster man. The end.
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Congrapesticlates!
4144475 thanks baby
NNNEEEEEEEEDDDSSS MMMMOOOOOOORRREEE GGUUUUUUUNNNSS!!!
This story is really riffling my jims
Bretty gud
I want to cum inside Bonnie Tyler
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I want to cum inside of you while you cum inside of Bonnie Tyler.
4148103 that's my fetish
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Can I watch?
4148454 of course
4148454 can I cum inside you as you watch?
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Are you Shrek?
If not, then no. I'm saving myself for him.
4149625 shrek is me.
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Then yes, you can cum inside me.
How did u git so good at write? Wery good fanfic I like really guns and I like snipper and shot gun so I enjoy this masterpiece a very lot.
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Lots of practice and lots of skill, of course!
Hmm. Too random
Yes. This story is just.....YES!