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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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After losing the presidential election, Mitt Romney decided to become the greatest rapper in the entire universe. So when MC Twilight starts thinking she's hot stuff, it's up to him to put her in her place. Rap will never be the same again.

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ETHESTO
HAVE MY BABIES

You are a beautiful person.

2045845 Ohh, ohh, name one of them Rick, and the other Bob! That way, I can shout "Ricky, Bobby, get your asses over here!"

I am gonna listen to some Deltron 3030 when I read this. I am hoping it will be every bit as glorious as I imagine.

Sir. I came to ridicule you, but now my foot is in my mouth. That was genuinely funny. :rainbowlaugh:

This is the genuine article. Of what I'm not sure, but it is genuine.

Ok, that was funny. I'm politically active and I let every joke be a joke. I was rolling the whole time. Especially when Shrek came in.:rainbowlaugh:

Where the fuck is MC Kurt Cobain?

I love you

2045845What does MC stand for?

2046556 Mic Champion

2046556 master of ceremonies or mic controller

That has to be the weirdest, yet funniest thing I have ever read. Kinda reminded me of those "Epic Rap Battles of" videos on YouTube.

This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read on FimFiction, I think you should write more rappy stuff, like Trixie vs. Twilight maybe. Thanks for the great read.

Ethesto what's with you and Nicolas Cage?

2085864 Well he's obviously the greatest actor of all time. Not really, it's just funny adding him in randomly :pinkiehappy:

2085970

I don't know if you know about this or not

That sick rhyming narrative.

CAN I JUST FUCKING SAY THIS IS MAGICAL.

I'm Mormon. I'm pretty dang conservative. I ain't even mad.

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:pinkiegasp::moustache::moustache::duck::eeyup::pinkiehappy::fluttercry::ajsmug::ajsmug::coolphoto::heart::derpyderp2:aaaawwwwww yyyyeeah boi
good shi
forgive me cage, but i think had this fic gone on longer, romney would have beaten you:fluttershyouch:
no cage stop making my insides bbbbuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!:applecry:

2484592
I believe this .gif sums things up quite nicely
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(Even if he did fail and try to rhyme with purple... Nothing rhymes with purple)

This is the best premise for a story ever. :rainbowlaugh:

Are you serious when you say rap is stupid? :rainbowhuh:

2510509 I don't like rap, but I mostly said that for the irony :twilightsheepish:

2511022 The only thing 'rap' is good for is presents on christmas!

Oh my god.

Wow, bro.

You succeeded in butchering one of the greatest Republican's the U.S. has ever known.

And yet, you did it in such a way that it was pretty funny....

This has to be the most random and best rap battle I have ever heard. All hits home here :rainbowlaugh:

I am favoring this before reading it, I dont know what I should Shrexpect, but it seems promising.

His prayers were heeded, and he looked to the skies with a beck, as down from the heavens descended MC Shrek.

Shrek is Love.
Shrek is Life.

What did I just read?

5380496
Reading comprehension is important.

Pure effin' genius. Somebody who can rap needs to do an audio reading of this.

Ethesto, despite my gentlemanly upbringing, I oft discourse with wit and rhyme,
For you to write this and think rap is sh*t, are you out of your mind?
I respect your music preference, though in it's defense, Rap is merely poetry spoken with some beats, despite it's origins from the harsh streets, but it's your opinion so it makes no difference.
So it's time to wrap up this comment, and I think you're a very nice bloke
But alas, like all stereotypical raps, it must contain a crude joke
So ends my review on this story (P.S, I banged ur mom, god was she horny)
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(of course, this meme is perfect considering the candidate, MC Mitt "the Mic" Romney)
In all seriousness though, you wrote an excellent fic and a unique concept. Perhaps I can persuade you to write Equestira's version of Epic Rap Battles of History? Just a thought

oh my god, the how'd it get burned line, fucking sweet, man. :rainbowlaugh:

This is something that I really respect. If I dare say, it's a lot like something I'd write.

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